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dnp fan since 2012. never knowingly serious 🔞 28 - uk - she/her
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big talk of phil to claim to have the superior body when he is regularly nerfed my his own eyelashes

@/danandphilshairdresser bitch

đź–•LOOKđź–•ATđź–•MYđź–•INJURYđź–•

this man is old enough to be a grandfather

do dan and phil know they promised an upload today?

i thought it would be better knowing when and upload was coming but this is actually hell. knowing it’s any second now but not which second is killing me

love how we’re all just sat here waiting. shout out to us for having no real world plans

ok i’m ready let’s go

in upload danger zone and i’m still cooking tell them i need at least 30 if not 60 minutes

how they’ve grown

sorry but it looks like they caught him mid shit

had a dream last night that dnp posted an insta story that was clearly them in bed together, fully naked, flushed and sweaty and people still tried to argue a platonic explanation for it

longer!!!!! thank you to their hairdresser for ghosting them you’re a real one

windows???????

moving in tonight who’s with me

my “phil looking at dan is the viewfinder during the cinnamon bun video” compilation is 5 minutes long. the original is 22????? he spends a quarter of that video looking at dan’s ass

the only thing keeping me awake was upload adrenaline but now that’s postponed i’m starting to feel the honk shoos creeping in but my hair’s still wet so i can’ttttt

my sister just asked me what my plans are for this weekend and i had to tell her it’s the dan and phil long weekend babey

now i have to cancel all plans for the next three days too? (i do not have any plans)

q and a sunday but what are the other emojis?

i’m so glad i have no plans this weekend

phupload potentiality is stressing me out i’m going to edit phil looking at dan’s nun ass to calm down

i think this might be the first ad read we’re all not only going to watch the entirety of but will actively rewatch and clip the hell out of

waiting for the inevitable dragon city sponsored q&a video to drop at an undisclosed time this evening so i can’t do anything else until they post

how long before they we/us pronoun the dragon

this is my child. i am a mother now. if you want me i’ll be in the nursery. just me and my two headed child that’s in love with itself

pizza mukbang post tour q&a while playing a vaguely misogynistic 90s game and putting the windows back on the house with some halloween baking and it takes 2 part 2 sponsored by dragon city video coming tonight at 8:47 pm guaranteed

i swear it just started last week

non breedable dragon fuck yeah ace representation