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logged into fb last night for the first time in a while and the first thing I noticed was that the three absolute goofiest dudes I have there were all-caps tagging each other with garbage memes and I couldn’t help but smile a little

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

y’know, it’s days like today where I just don’t feel like putting a heart sticker on my outgoing mail

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

something that is not talked about enough: when you get a new brand of underwear and you’re out trying to piss your whole name into the snow but you can’t find the dick hole in the underwear and so you just look like a total idiot

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

as a poor kid from Detroit, I really didn’t bank on how much crème brûlée was gonna be a total fixture in my life

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

man I don’t wanna denigrate art but I get like 3 requests a day from dudes who draw just like C Moyen and start their messages with “hello bro~!!”

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

the state of fb these days is that I made a small but snide comment on a guy’s post, the guy posts an image to prove his point but the image literally proves my point and the guy is now asking me how dumb I should feel

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

I went to NAMM and only took two pictures because I’m the very definition of a dummy

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I just gotta get this off my chest somewhere: yesterday I went to a friend’s place and had a writing sesh. On the way back home, I notice that the car needed charging, so I pulled into a mall, hooked it up and went inside to take a leak. I was at the urinal when I hear “Leon fuckin’ del Muerte!” 👇

submitted 47 days ago • 2 comments

Coconut likes to assert dominance

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

🥥

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

this past week’s shit

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

perhaps somewhat believably, WiFi in terminal 6 at LAX is STILL broken

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

“ran” a 5k for thanksgiving

submitted 86 days ago • 2 comments

DTTM 16: drug-taking robots, drum editing, mixing and more: youtu.be/dEvBs9CjlE8?...

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

fatality

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

still from a new DTTM video that looks k3wl

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been taking a class at the local community college this semester and I gotta say it’s been pretty fun. Some shit has definitely changed since I last attended in ‘96, but I might take more classes next semester. No one has invited me to get absolutely shithoused under the bleachers yet though.

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

well well well, shit’s finally happening here

submitted 103 days ago • 3 comments