demos.zone
Tiny curtains open and you hear the tiny clap of little hands, a tiny man tells a little joke and gets a tiny laugh from all the folks. (he/him)
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What a shit parking job too
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Department Of Grimes Evasion
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Governing by the opinion of the discover tab
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The San Francisco I’m Just A Little Guy, It’s Also My Birthday, I’m A Little Birthday Boy
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This is just so obviously fake, like, there is no way the numbers line up like that. Come on
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Seconded. Mine survived daily use for years.
It broke once and it turned out to be a resistor on the control board that literally broke in half (??) but they sent me a free replacement control board with instructions on how to put it in.
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I think you'll find that shitty people find excuses to be shitty irrespective of everything else and decent ppl find ways to be decent
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but you too could be the first person someone else ever blocks on linkedin with this revolutionary new product
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I am glad I finally saw someone talking about silo I thought season one was excellent when it came out but every apple tv show feels like a secret show just for you
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I like that this graph makes it look like hispanics are a third, separate political party
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just scrolling through bluesky replies it feels like there are way more people on here who will reply to jokes but take them completely at face value
like you don’t really need that much context to realize that you might not be serious about only reading your own tweets??
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It was fun while it lasted
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Guess not
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What are you watching this on? I can win a lot of points with my fiancé if I figure out how to stream it early (he has only found preorders so far)
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Cat food is over-ripe when the can peels open. Experienced cat food harvest workers know to harvest when the can is full size but still tightly closed.
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I really wanted the punch line to be him taking off the goggles and having water just pour out of them
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Wow, I’ve always wondered what it would look like if you glued all the tiles together. This is super cool!
There are a surprising number of map types, even in some of the early areas, that I haven’t seen before. Clearly I need to explore more
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I had a set that worked great like 10 years ago and I was bragging about them to my partner so when we had to replace the wipers on his car this year we bought the same brand and they sucked. What the fuck!
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this is the way
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There is a sculpture of the same man in the Boboli gardens at the same place that painting is, where he is riding a tortoise
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fontana...
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It’s sorta funny that _multiple_ people linked to a wikipedia page that immediately proved them wrong
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Honestly seems like pretty good news for you, not ag and not in congress anymore either
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Every exec I have seen that “works 100 hours” just means they answer emails early in the morning and late at night. Seems like they just subtract “last email sent” from “first email sent” and add that whole block to their total for the week
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Not that anyone is trying too hard to impersonate me lol
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It’s sort of a half solution imo. Works well for, like, an organization, where they could have “person.nytimes.com” managed by IT so they don’t have as much friction.
Trickier for individuals, even if it was easier to do. Someone could buy stephendemos dot biz and slide under the radar as me
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The actual onion guy said people were actually stealing them to hang up apparently lol
bsky.app/profile/benc...
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Pretty not great. Would have taken me way longer to figure out if I didn’t try to sign in to add the txt record