deranton.bsky.social
Geek of a generational kind
Fuzzy navel-lint gazer
Midlife crisis actor
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I make coffee with water and wait 2-3 minutes while it brews, so, uh, 2 birds, 1 stone?
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And I don’t think they’d show any remorse while doing it.
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Pro tips
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😂
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* The 1981 Lionel Richie/Diana Ross ballad 'Endless Love' plays in the background *
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You promised to only stab me in the legs, pookie bear!
* starts stabbing me even more *
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* my son naively testing out his independence and obstinance in the face of Queen Bee's demands *
"Oh, you sweet summer child," I whisper as I continue washing the dishes.
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On the list.
Want to take pillow duty?
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and deadly when he played a dope melody
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carry on, panda!
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Such beautiful, graceful animals that might also send you into anaphylactic shock or claw your face off for petting them the wrong way
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I know better than to ever come between a French woman and her cheese, pookie