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BREAKING: single Evangelicals across the U.S. are making reservations for two. Sources say this is because “they asked Jesus to be their Valentine.” Several eye-witnesses reported “conversations with an empty chair” and an overly-highlighted, open Bible turned to Jeremiah 29:11.

BREAKING: single Evangelicals across the U.S. are making reservations for two. Sources say this is because “they asked Jesus to be their Valentine.” Several eye-witnesses reported “conversations with an empty chair” and an overly-highlighted, open Bible turned to Jeremiah 29:11.

Empires have used religion to control the masses for millennia, which is why that spineless, petulant tyrant has gone after evangelicals. He doesn’t care about the way of Jesus whatsoever. His only concern is power—manipulating anyone in order to preserve it.

Do you ever feel like healing is intangible or complicated? We dive into that and much more on this fantastic conversation with @drchrislee.bsky.social! Check it out 🫶🏼

Do you ever feel like healing is intangible or complicated? We dive into that and much more on this fantastic conversation with @drchrislee.bsky.social! Check it out 🫶🏼

Y’all. I took my kids out for sushi tonight & after we sat down the waitress asked us if we’d be willing to move to a smaller table because a larger family had come in. We said no prob & moved. The family.. PAID FOR OUR DINNER. I am floored. 🥹😭 I went to pay & the waitress said.. you’re all set.

[in Kel’s voice] 🎶I’m a woman, he’s a woman, she’s a woman cuz we’re all women yeah🎶

[in Kel’s voice] 🎶I’m a woman, he’s a woman, she’s a woman cuz we’re all women yeah🎶

January has been the longest year ever

Make fascists afraid again

The rich

Kinda feels like a whole lotta people found out for the first time today that there's a very large, very vibrant progressive wing of Christianity (and religion in general).

The rich

Vive la résistance ✊🏼

Vive la résistance ✊🏼

*in DJ Khaled voice* “ANOTHA ONE!” 💥 My friend Kalie is one of the most brilliant people I know, who frequently blows my mind with her biblical knowledge. She is also the Director of Communications and Digital Outreach at @propheticimage.bsky.social Do yourself a favor and listen! 🔥

Back from my mini hiatus with an excellent conversation featuring Stephanie Baron Hall of “Nine Types Co”! Whether you’re new to the enneagram or not, Stephanie shares about utilizing the enneagram for every day life. Plus, we dig into her story about leaving evangelicalism. Check it out! 🫶🏼

*in DJ Khaled voice* “ANOTHA ONE!” 💥 My friend Kalie is one of the most brilliant people I know, who frequently blows my mind with her biblical knowledge. She is also the Director of Communications and Digital Outreach at @propheticimage.bsky.social Do yourself a favor and listen! 🔥

Back from my mini hiatus with an excellent conversation featuring Stephanie Baron Hall of “Nine Types Co”! Whether you’re new to the enneagram or not, Stephanie shares about utilizing the enneagram for every day life. Plus, we dig into her story about leaving evangelicalism. Check it out! 🫶🏼

V important question: are you a ( ) or — neurodivergent?

It’s not talked about enough, but Unknown has some of the most fire quotes out there

It’s not talked about enough, but Unknown has some of the most fire quotes out there

There is only one prescription to get us through this raging dystopian hell we’re in right now and it’s a new Bo Burnham special.

There is only one prescription to get us through this raging dystopian hell we’re in right now and it’s a new Bo Burnham special.

I wrote some “bangers,” as far as worship tunes are concerned. And I’m lowkey mourning the fact that I’ll likely never do anything with those songs.

I wrote some “bangers,” as far as worship tunes are concerned. And I’m lowkey mourning the fact that I’ll likely never do anything with those songs.

Some days it’s hard “to human,” other days it’s a gentle breeze No matter what, there is beauty and there is magic waiting to be seen

“The other side of resisting fear is freedom. When we stop tensing against life, we open to an awareness that is immediately large and suffused with love.” —Dr. Tara Brach, Radical Acceptance

“The other side of resisting fear is freedom. When we stop tensing against life, we open to an awareness that is immediately large and suffused with love.” —Dr. Tara Brach, Radical Acceptance

Bold of you to assume they would ever question anything Cheeto man says (or does)

I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs

Enjoy your trip! …your trip-to-phan 😉 #dadskeet

Perfection is a mirage, and the ultimate killer of creativity.

going to metal shows in my 30s

Saw Wicked last night! The entire film was flawless, containing countless thought provoking motifs woven throughout. Go see it for yourself! I cannot wait to see it again 👏🏼

[youth pastors everywhere right now] You only need faith the size of a seed… which seed you ask??? 🗣️MUSTARRRRRRRRRRD🗣️

An actual post I saw on FB 😂😭 It’s the persecuted complex for me…

This is not a drill! Kendrick dropped the album 🚨🔥

If you’ve never annoyed yourself from ADHDing too hard then are you even an ADHDer?

I know others have said it too but why does it feel like since the election we are in some alternate timeline in the multiverse? Surely this isn’t real life right? …right?

I know others have said it too but why does it feel like since the election we are in some alternate timeline in the multiverse? Surely this isn’t real life right? …right?

I second this skeet!

y’all I’ve been doing esketamine treatments to help with depression and it’s been phenomenal so far 🥲🥲

I miss the simpler times in life like when we could unanimously agree that the correct way to use toilet paper is *over* not under

If I make sad boi skeets does that mean this place becomes Graysky?