derkbryant.bsky.social
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A - so much yes. B - I HAVE to know who this artist is.
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Be right there for drunken cuddles…
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Oh. I’m sweet and my hearts feel. I’m Mensa IQ Level. I play 8 instruments. I can sing from bass to countertenor without batting an eye. I have a terrible love of Hallmark movies. We’re a package deal.
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Ahem. Can’t make his bed. Cooking is - no comment. Has a cleaning lady. Don’t get me started. Sit yo ass down.
I, on the other hand, am WONDERFUL and seeking a handsome Scottish or Irish fella. Canada is too close to the Orange Blight.
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EXCUSE ALL OF YOUSE
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No notes. Perfection.
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*swoon*
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I volunteer as tribute.
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Time is merely a construct when these photos exist. 🔥
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I volunteer as tribute.
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Death in the family. Cuddles needed STAT
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Hi. I volunteer. Yes.
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Your toes would curl and all would be well with the world.
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I haven’t seen them in the states. :( *sends you Venmo*
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Zero undies. 100% peen. ;)
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I need the hardcovers!
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Don’t do it. It’s a trap. DoorDash or Instacart that shit.
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That’s like Costco-sized cake and I am here for it.
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I call that chaotic normal. H word for days. But still an angel.
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The greatest of days. *volunteers for the humping*
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Wood morning. :)
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Do you ever bounce on it? Asking for a friend.
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Who hurt them?
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I feel this so deep in my soul.
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Please don’t hesitate to contact me at…aka don’t contact me. At all.
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Nope. Those c*m gutters are just rude. In the best possible way.
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To send me photos. Duh. ;)
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Dear Sweet Baby Jesus, I am UNWELL.
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F them. Those thighs are doing the Lordt's work.
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Early morning ones too. The best.
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Attention must be paid.
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👀
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The internet doing tooooo much. ☠️
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MK1: Khaos Reigns. And respectfully 👀 at your…controller.
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The absolute filthiest of thoughts.
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A+ Penis. 110% would recommend.
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He says hi.
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I got my inhaler, EpiPen, nebulizer, and thousands of mgs of Prednisone. I’m THERE.
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My first ever: