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derpmeister2000.bsky.social
He/Him. Bike nerd, book geek, movie watcher, photography, random muser
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"The Monkey" at @thelittletheatre.bsky.social and then oysters at Vesper

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If I have headphones on I feel so isolated from the environment that it spikes my stress level. HOW WILL I KNOW WHEN THE BEARS ARE STALKING ME?!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

My buddy just now: "I tried menstrual pads with 'cooling herbs.' I felt like I'd crammed an Altoid where an Altoid should never ever be." Me: *dies laughing*

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Nothing says "I'm a legitimate text from the government" like text spam that uses 'Ur'."

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

It turns out that you can figure out who's dating before they make it official by noticing their simultaneous letterboxd updates

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

When I worked at Kodak, forklift races were a regularly occurring source of entertainment. "Sorry boss, I have no idea how those holes in the wall got there. Must have been the night shift."

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

We solved the problem of men being allowed in public

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

At this point it's clear that Google has hired as their camera team leader a 15-year-old who still thinks it's 2014 and that every photo looks better with maximum HDR processing. Please Google, give us shadows back. They won't hurt you, I promise.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

It's important to have clear, succinct entries for the shared calendar

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Damnit

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

submitted 5 days ago • 452 comments

Koalas have fingerprints. Which probably explains why so many of them are in captivity. They keep committing crimes and getting caught.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Someone wants dinner

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

The problem with prepping a bunch of your film cameras for sale is that you easily come up with reasons why you should keep them.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder if anyone, anywhere, has ever actually said "Yes" when a website asks to enable push notifications

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

If, as a child, you believed that putting pennies on a track could derail a train and then did so before running a whole 20 feet away in hopes of seeing it happen, we probably would have been great friends

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Finished knitting a pair of "warmup" socks for this year's Sock Madness. Let the competition begin! 🧶 #sockknitting #knitting

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

You know you're a senior IT engineer when you get an automated error email from a process that has been running forever and you notice that of the dozen people on the Cc: list, everyone else left the company at least a decade ago

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Diversity Hurts No One

submitted 9 days ago • 15 comments

A #valentine for my trans, nonbinary, intersex, and other queer folk: You are in my life, you are in my country, you are in my books and stories, you cannot and will not be erased, and I freakin’ love all of that about you. Happy Valentine’s Day! 🌈📚

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

If you're the kind of person who opens up multiple group Slack channels that are basically all about the same subject except for the addition or subtraction of one person, then you shouldn't be allowed to use any messaging systems at all.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder how the person who posted on Wednesday that they're doing an engagement shoot today, Friday, and asked which flash they should get delivered overnight because they've never done flash photography is faring. Also they're using film, which will definitely not make this less complicated.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

Will no one rid me of this troublesome techbro?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments