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derpmeister2000.bsky.social
He/Him. Bike nerd, book geek, movie watcher, photography, random muser
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"Unpredictable to pronounce" ... what?

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The peak male body

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A bunch of people in the Rochester subreddit needed "jackboot" and "toadie" explained to them. Stay in school, kids. Those history lessons have value.

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Building up my parental "Hey, do you want X from your old bedroom?" house-clearing skills as the youngest child prepares to move to the Big City.

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A friend and I are hoping to meet up in NYC in June, so we were talking about how we could hit up some pride events. Which led to a nightmare last night in which everyone around us was critical of my boring, suburban Dad outfit of choice, a black tee and jeans.

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If you file a software problem report and provide no examples whatsoever, and when I ask you for some you say you can't remember any, then I don't know what to tell you man. Aside from the dialog in my head that I can't say out loud.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I like unreliable narrators because they remind me of my childhood

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My favorite part today of Thrive Healthcare after the PE bastards took over our vet is how they completely ignore unsubscribe requests from their marketing emails.

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Scootering to a petite lighthouse on Lake Ontario

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Currently helping the youngest by being a guarantor for their apartment and holy shit the hoops you have to jump through to merely rent a small, decent place are insane

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GenX perfected the ability to instantly transition to Customer Service Voice when interacting with strangers and acquaintances

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Yes

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After a decade of following photographers on all social media I support lifetime imprisonment without parole for any photographer who uses the captions "Dangerous Curves" or "Slippery when Wet" when posting images of women

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Eternally amused that the NYS motorcycle inspection mostly consists of "Do the blinky things blink and does the noise button make noise when you boop it"

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Now the fascists are going after Wikipedia

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we will never let you edit posts. you must wear each typo as an albatross. you will bear the weight of your hubris

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On the one hand it's annoying that every vaccination I get makes me feel like I was hit by a truck for a day or two after, on the other hand it's nice to not have to worry about the effects of a full blown case of the diseases they help prevent.

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I make sure I log into my LinkedIn account every 3 to 5 years, just to see if it has actually become relevant yet

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I want a president who is tougher on Putin than he is on Harvard.

submitted 7 days ago • 527 comments

I haven't been blocked by anyone for 19 days, which is honestly a little disappointing

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Getting more vaccinations this weekend for the obvious reasons

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Sending @kayteeem.bsky.social off on the train for a few days

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He's watching you.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Love living in an economy where the random mutterings of an imbecile affect my retirement plans on a daily basis

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FMK: JD Vance edition.

submitted 9 days ago • 156 comments

If there was ever a time that we needed Ron Popeil to come out with a special edition of the Pocket Fisher-of-Men, it's now

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can’t believe the pope’s last words were “you fucked a WHAT??”

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