derpmeister2000.bsky.social
He/Him. Bike nerd, book geek, movie watcher, photography, random muser
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Same. I almost said "Hasn't everyone seen A Christmas Story? The word "toadie" is a prominent feature!"
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A close cousin to the "I was at the Target in Penfield and someone tried to traffic me!" ones. i.e. A random religious group was handing out flyers in the parking lot.
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The child :
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Closely followed by the "Did anyone else see the guy in the blue car taking photos of houses? He's obviously casing the neighborhood to steal all our things! Where can I buy a gun?" posts.
The sane, rational, "It was a real estate agent getting comps" responses always get drowned out.
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When I was still on Facebook, nearly every week we'd get "What's that noise?! OMG it sounds like something exploded!" posts on Tuesdays in the town group.
The quarry that sits right in the middle of town, which has been there for about 100 years, does its blasting on Tuesdays. Every single week.
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Comfort over style buddies!
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So @writermollyringle.bsky.social ... Would you run the other way?
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Maybe a "World's best dad" tee
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With socks and sandals?
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lol! A couple of years ago a queer friend said "You know I love you, but your fashion sense is nonexistent."
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Clearly it's a reference to a centrifuge. Which has evidence being poured into it. For reasons.
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*Paris, Texas, has stepped into the chat*
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Me, internally : "So you took the time to open up Jira, fill out a dozen fields to categorize the problem, but did not actually describe the problem. Alrighty then."
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I had someone ask "are you an air traffic controller?" once after I turned on Super Clarity Mode while reciting a credit card number
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As a friend of mine said, "I understand that shared experiences usually enhance bonding. Except in this specific case."
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Condolences on the number of pregnancy horror stories you're probably getting now
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Time for revenge. Husband gets kid's presents on his birthday, kid gets husband's. Pretend to be confused about why husband doesn't like his new Cosy Coupe.
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Our eldest was born just before xmas, and our youngest at our 10-year-and-2 hours wedding anniversary, so I can confidently say that kids have a terrible sense of timing
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Ooooooo, too bad @kayteeem.bsky.social is out of town for the next several days!
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MMR tomorrow, then pneumonia in a couple weeks. Which means I'll have gotten refreshes on all the boring middle-age people ones. :-) I already did Tdap, Shingles, flu, covid, etc
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In this particular case, Farmington, NM :-)
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I hope she can spread the word to other sitters, so they also know the parents will make up random excuses not to pay them.
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lol! A couple of weeks ago I was telling someone about a small business where I worked for two years and had the same problem. Luckily, it came to me that "Ack!" was both literally part of the name, as well as an accurate description of their business practices.