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Communist. Anti-zionist Jew. I like to eat sandwiches. A better world is possible. he/him
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SCP season 8 kicks off with their best episode to date and a creepy new opening. I'm floored. So good. Go listen.

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Bruh

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Nostalgia is a hell of a drug

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I was using voice to text to write this, and then he started doing the thing he's not supposed to do with the stitches

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Possibly the best use of community notes ever

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Why does the proletariat, the larger class, not simply eat the bourgeoisie, the much smaller class?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

“i uh, iuh, i-i-iuhnm starting a new government agency called bofa. whatislikeuh, what isah, what is bofa you ask? bof of um erm hrm ah, like, umhrm. like. you know. likeyouknow? likeyouknow? bofa these ahahrm humha ah, bof of ah, both of the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, you know, ha”

submitted 12 days ago • 95 comments

I genuinely love the group rules for Rate My Plate

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I want you to think of the classic rock song "Horse with No Name" and the other classic rock song "Abracadabra" and realize that those two songs are by the same band.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I need to learn shorthand. How difficult is that? Does anyone know of a good resource to learn it, preferably (but not necessarily) an app?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

One year is not considered to be a long time by anyone of drinking age.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

C was in Thailand just a couple weeks ago for work stuff. She ate a lot of khao soi, which neither of us had ever heard of. She learned how to make it during a Thai cooking class, and tonight we had the yummiest meal I've had in a long time.

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I think Mark Zuckerberg should run for president as a Democratc in 2028. Elon Musk should be the Republican candidate. Instead of an election, they should just have a death match. I think that would be funny, if we still have a country in 2028. And we all know Zuck would win, so there's that maybe.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I would love to try this new high-end brand of plant-based steak, but unfortunately the company that makes it is called "juicy marbles" and I cannot abide that

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The re-emergence of this word has been very eye opening

submitted 36 days ago • 47 comments

There's something special about the lift you get from a new pair of glasses. Also I made dinner tonight and I cracked one of the eggs too hard and it just spilled out onto the cooktop but I gathered it up and still managed to leave the yolk a little runny. I always serve C the nicer-looking dish.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

This is funny

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Current mood: "Fade Into You" on repeat

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Happy MLK Day.

submitted 43 days ago • 427 comments

I would live in this house without changing a single thing. I'm shamelessly in love with all that chaotic tackiness and kitsch. Anyone got a spare $25,000,000?

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I had a headache, but it was nothing a large candy bar, a bottle of soda, a bowl of chips, half a pound of beef jerky, a gatorade, eight ibuprofen, an ice pack, and turning off all the lights in the house couldn't cure

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

The 2024 tweet of the year, for sure. Some of you guys are MISSING OUT just kidding don't go back over there it's terrible

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

In fact, my dad's only condition for allowing me to watch the Challenger launch was that he be able to beat me with the drinking hose while it happened

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

Pop Tartare

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment