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She/Her/They/Them, 32, genetic freak, and ... podcaster? Host of The Slammes Film Fest Using this account like I'm a teen girl on tumblr making all my OC's kiss. We got fangirl vibes up here. https://linktr.ee/xdesustarx
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So I started watching win or lose because I saw a bunch of edits on tiktok and I only just started episode 3 and ive been crying non stop since the first episode. What the fuck. I didnt go into this ready for all the emotional damage but I cant stop watching!

On one hand I would love to cosplay. On the other hand I actually cant do makeup or see without my glasses to apply makeup and would rather just pay someone to do the makeup for me while I just play pretty pretty dress up lol

Me doing a double take as I stand near a booth: IS THAT THE HOT MOUSE FROM THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE?! Booth Owner: IT IS THE HOT MOUSE FROM THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE! Me: SOLD!

ECCC Haul! I was incredibly restrained for going only one day (mostly because I left early and forgot to backtrack to the booths I wanted to hit up) I feel like a ditz losing all the business cards I took to help credit all the artists I absolutely loved every booth I saw while I was there!

I saw a lot of Gale cosplayers at the convention today and a lot of them were cute… am I a Gale girlie now?

If you don't agree, swiftly launch yourself into the sun 😘

Normalize chasing your dreams in your 30's - - - Learn to draw in your 30's! Learn to cook in your 30's! Open that shop in your 30's! Write that book in your 30's! Start that podcast in your 30's! Pick up that guitar in your 30's! Do the thing in your 30's, or 40's, or 50's! It's never too late.

Had a blast at ECCC. Hope to maybe go again next year and maybe go all the days. Or even try to go to more local conventions in Washington. It was a bit over stimulating at first but man I missed this.

Someone complimented my Dean Ambrose cosplay and Im so happy

Bro I am so prepared to buy a hoard of silly little gay ass dorky stickers tomorrow at eccc. I love me a sticker! I have too many water bottles that NEED STICKERS ON THEM!

Some other Moxley as Big Boss sketches that didn't make the cut #AEW

Maybe 2025 is my con going year. Because I just saw some of the guests for the washington summer con and BRUH I GOTTA GO SO BAD!!!!

If there is one thing I LOVE to do, it’s support local artists

Man I wanna be at ECCC already 😭😭😭 I wanna blow all my money on dorky things 😭😭😭

Taco Bell is bringing back their cool ranch doritos locos tacos in the future. This is the best day if my life. Even if it’s for a limited time.

Im being so dead ass when I say they should have remastered Tony Hawk Underground 1 and 2 instead

To showcase how clumsy I am, ive had a new phone for less than two months and already gone through 2 magnetic socket rings and 2 screen protectors because of how much I drop my phone 😅

Man Im so ready to blow a bunch of money at eccc on the silliest of things. I earned it.

Got talked out of chopping my hair

Apparently a ton of dark pokemon are 4’11

My hair is getting so long it’s hitting that “hair hurt” stage. So I’m gonna chop it off tonight.

SHIT THERE IS NO 5 FEET POKEMON JUST 4’11

Me being the same size as machamp is fucking me up right now

MACHAMP IS A SHORT KING?!

Going down a rabbit hole of pokemon I am the same height as. I’m 5 feet tall and am SHOCKED at the results.

Bro these heel Cena tiktoks are going so fucking hard you guys. My fyp is 🔥🔥🔥

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We can make this real.

I just got into an uber and my driver took one look at me and changed his music to Sabrina Carpenter and turned up the volume lmao

Dude I havent been to a convention in YEARS. Im gonna soend so much money at ECCC if given the chance. Im gonna nerd out so fucking hard.

I need like the self discipline to play one game at a time. Or a least one gamer per device/console so I can ACTUALLY FINISH SOMETHING

I just had an Italian sub for the first time (I dont eat most processed meats) and holy shit what have I been missing out on my whole life?!

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I wanna see a wrestler with a Labubu but the Labubu has a toy wrestling belt around it’s waist

So I’ve been testing out being a longer hair girlie (mostly because im too lazy to get it cut) and it’s just not for me. Im a short to medium hair girlie for life. Long hair aint for a lazy bitch like me lmao

I want to see a wrestler buy a Labubu and make matching gear for the Labubu

I dont fuck around when it comes to Tepig. There is no Tepig slander allowed in this zone. That is my SON!

Look at my son pride is not the word I'm looking for

The moment the ZA trailer started playing: TEPIG MY SON!!! MY BOY!!! MY BEAUTIFUL BOY!!!!!!

Me: Man this Pokemon Presents has a lot of Gen V things in it! Maybe that means we’ll get something Gen V related! Also Me: 🙃🙃🙃

The intense need to do a new bg3 run while im simultaneously playing 5 other video games

Im on gilmore girls tiktok and im like THIS close to doing my billionth rewatch

I AM FREAKING OUT THIS SEASON WAS MADE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE

THE NEXT DIMENSION 20 SEASON IS A WRESTLING SEASON?!?!?! I FINALLY GOT MY WISH!!!!

Do I actively collect any kind of cards? No. Do I have a bunch if random cards from all kinds of different things in my room? Yes. Do I want a girly pop cute pink trading card binder for no reason? OF COURSE I DO!!!

the feminine urge to fist fight every man in existence