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I'm 5'8, and maintain a very consistent panda bear shape. I write things at https://substack.com/@cbradley Dallas, TX. Lover of Ska, Synthpop, RPGs and anything involving space ships or people in spandex and capes
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Finished Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man. Holy cow, what a ride. An impressive and fun first season, that packs a lot of development and a lot of future potential. Not to mention, they found a way to make Spidey’s origin story fresh! Boy, did they

The all new James Bond prequel origin story TV series. “Learner’s Permit To Kill”, this fall on Prime

Clearly, y’all slept on Three on the WB in 1998 youtu.be/yJYxpgMoQsc

As I’m doing my Daredevil rewatch in preparation for Born Again, I’m struck by how I used to think that Lex Luthor becoming president or Wilson Fisk getting elected NYC mayor were far fetched ideas in the comics. But now, in 2025, it’s like the least outlandish ideas in comic books.

Yes. Transactions. Computers are famously not good for lots of transactions taking place quickly. Yes, yes. I can computer very well and so can my advisor.

It’s at least comforting to know that when he finally leaves this life someday, he can’t take any of the shit he defines himself with, with him. Regardless of whether or not there’s an afterlife, he who dies with the most gold still dies.

“Do you expect me to talk?” “Noooo, Mr. Bond. I expect you to buy.”

Some damn good Fantastic Four www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6JX...

Okay, real 007 talk though. Amazon reportedly envisions an MCU or Star Wars style shared universe for James Bond. Does anyone actually want that? I don’t. I’m a lifelong fan of the series but I feel zero need for spin-offs, prequels, and TV series. I sorta think I’m probably done with Bond.

Bannon doing the Nazi salute is the least surprising thing I’ve ever seen him do. I’m shocked it took him this long.

Obviously I hate that Kash Patel got confirmed as FBI Director but also has anyone else ever looked more Ready to have their most coked up late night conspiracy theories confirmed by the US government?

Well, mail-in voting was nice while it lasted. So was a functional, reasonably priced USPS.

Hell yeah! Congrats on that win over the US, Canada. Now, I need you to trounce us on the trade war too. Make this shit hurt, I need my neighbors to wake tf up

While many of you are likely yelling "GO USA" or "GO CANADA!" I'm yelling "GO literally any elected member of congress and the rule of law, please, anyone or a single check or a solitary balance or—

I think about this tweet a lot

Can’t wait for Amazon’s first James Bond production, “The Man with 2 Day Shipping.” I hear Bond gets dispatched to union bust

Too real, @theonion.com. Too real.

How it feels to check my phone every morning

Me watching the headlines

I just want you to know that if I see or hear you repeating any of the nonsense Trump is saying about Ukraine and Zelenskyy, I’m not going to take you seriously as a person ever again. You’ll lose my respect, you’ll lose my attention. I’ll consider you an idiot for the rest of my life.

Yeah, y’all! Because this sort of thing definitely works. Always has…

Bluesky definitely has the juice

Bro, you’ve been playing golf and taking race car laps in your limo. You don’t work

Every ten minutes here is like: - Trump doubles student debt - Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs - Three planes just crashed - Trump signs EO making women illegal - Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA - Meteor not arriving fast enough

Drop something purple

Is it really all that surprising that the “just stop resisting” crowd is also telling Ukraine “you shouldn’t have started the war?”

In a way it would be LESS terrifying if the authoritarian attempting a coup against the constitutional order appeared competent and capable. Then it would at least be clear how he's gotten this far. Wouldn't have this weird panic that the whole republic has been hypnotized into its coffin.

Another day, another member of the gerontocracy having an incident

Congratulations to Russia for winning the Cold War. Talk about playing the long game

When you worship power, compassion and mercy will look like sins.

How does Hakeem Jeffries seem more 80 than Chuck Schumer?

'Enterprise Vs. Millennium Falcon' is one of the funniest things I see pop up. 'How would this state of the art battleship with the crew of the best of the best go against my weed dealer's van?'

Now remember, this administration is very adamant about stopping the flow of drugs into our country, and combatting human trafficking… so this makes total sense. You would definitely do this if those were your goals

We’re about to look back on daily plane crashes as “the good ol’ days”

Post a female character you love

Think I’m gonna just gonna binge a ton of Superman content. I could really use some hope these days. Probably gonna start with that All-Star Superman trade paperback that’s been collecting dust on my shelf, finish Superman & Lois…

I hate to say it but Watters is correct. And these MAGA jackasses love that Dems are still running the 1996 playbook

I've never flown, and I for damned sure will not any time soon. Another day, another plane crash. So much winning!

Let’s be honest: The “peace talks” between the US and Russia aren’t peace negotions, it’s a new hire orientation. A strategy session between Putin and his new subordinate, Trump. Welcome to the world in which the USA has joined the bad guys.

Don’t worry, y’all. He’s bound to start doing something useful any time now. I’m sure of it…