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Tried being good. Evil again. 30s | he | Chicago art, writing, game dev, dumbassery
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"you can't feel your internal organs" lol. sounds like a skill issue. YOU can't feel your internal organs

I think I most relate to Waluigi as far as Mario characters go

Is kiwi really not supposed to burn and tingle in your mouth??? I thought that was a feature?? Am I allergic to kiwi?????

writing bendy fanfiction on my typewriter (I am a normal man)

Ah jeesh, I'd really love to help you with that but I am currently Overencumbered due to poor inventory management and moving at half speed. Item weight, am I right?!

I purchased the 2025 N-gage game. It had a seal that must've been real hard to make! The manual is nice, and shows all the ringtone and wallpapers you get.

I always knew Denver sucked but moving to Chicago opened my eyes big time about how much Denver sucked. holy shit.

I have so much work to catch up on today :(

me to alan wake

Anyway whatever I don't want to dwell on that I got this account for posting random shit that pops in my head (funny) not random shit that pops in my head (upsetting). get it together, blue.

I ruined everything! Now even the ruin I left behind in my wake is, itself, another thing I've ruined! I just want to fix this. I don't mean with her. That's over forever. I mean with me. I relied on her too much for my new identity. I don't know who I am without her and without that suit.

God. Breakups suck. I can't believe she was always there for years and now. She's not. I can't even speak to her. I mean I guess I could, it's not like she blocked me. But. I can't. fuck.

I rolled two joints and now I'm at the typewriter writing and smoking like the absolute noir unit that I so clearly am.

I fight with people and then I'm like "oh I hope no one takes me too seriously". I mean I am objectively right all the time, but still

You know what? I'm gonna use Henry's typewriter to write this actually. He needs a new ink ribbon but I'm gonna use it anyway

"you wanna fight me so bad" I've tried to end the conversation multiple times my friend. :)

I barely remember what my own apartment looked like back then. I can't remember Joey's. I probably only went there like once. Maybe twice. Horrible.

Anyway. (cracks knuckles) I DO write fanfiction. And I'm about to write one right fuckin' now

I need to punch Joey really really badly right now. In case anyone was wondering.

I miss her. sigh.

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