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A job that I was applying for had me complete a survey and they asked me what accomplishment I was most proud of and I replied telling them about the time I kept an orchid alive.

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Nothing screams “I’m in my 40s” quite like having to add psyllium husk to your regime.

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There’s definitely a special place in hell for RFK Jr. and it’s right next to his uncle Ted.

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Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

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joke's on you, I actually came to the US looking for a worse life

submitted 17 days ago • 35 comments

The saying that basically tells you to be careful what you judge because you just might find yourself in that same situation is one of the most true statements about the human experience. Signed, Woman who just had to order a toddler leash

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A new Final Destination movie, except this time it’s about Mitch McConnell constantly escaping death & everyone being disappointed every time he lives.

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Hi, I’m God. You all died in 2016. And yes, this is Hell.

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The only thing I’m looking forward to these next 4yrs is all the pics and videos of Melania obviously hating her whole life and him.

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

Bernie Sanders will never *not* be a vibe.

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If you’re in LA and you’re looking for work, something tells me that the emergency alert position is going to be open soon.

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hallmark christmas movie: a handsome young man goes to the big city during the holidays to kill a ceo and finds nation's love along the way

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When your kid’s nose starts getting runny…

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment

good for him! work-life balance is so important

submitted 140 days ago • 69 comments

I heard a saying once that said something along the lines of our goal is to be better than our parents’ generation. I leave every door and drawer open & my toddler always comes up behind me, annoyed and closing them all, so I guess the saying is true.

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When your stepdad and dad meet for the first time..:

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