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i cannot believe this screenshot from the Wikipedia article about former mayor of Davao City, Sara Duterte, is real

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Huge brain on this guy Spellcheck #418 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 spellcheckgame.com

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I've heard that if you try too hard to pee you can get something called frontrrhoids

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think this is still embargoed but Draft Kings will be unveiling a new Manning Brother in an add later in the game. It's not a bit they made up for an ad, either, they crafted a real guy using proprietary Manning DNA. They call him Slumper and it sounds like a freight train when he breathes.

submitted 30 days ago • 46 comments

crazy they didn't let Kendrick say pedophile on TV but he could yell "turn off the TV" and his set ended with GAME OVER. i left the room

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

good ass game right here. like an indie Silent Hill/Resident Evil

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

there's a reason Italians didn't call the drink this. well, 2, it's also impossible to pronounce

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

i stg Microsoft is intentionally leaving in this stupid multi-monitor/taskbar bug to try and force me to upgrade to Windows 11. it ain't happening until extended support is done for 10

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

hey boss i have to call out of work today. i caught the evisceration plague, so... just gonna stay home and hope I don't stab anyone, including myself, haha. no i don't think i can get a doctor's note

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

can we agree that the audio sample of some anime girl going "wowww!" in so many Youtube videos is completely and utterly played out

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

gonna get a flipper zero so i can put kids' YouTube videos on at the sports bar

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

i beat the jokerless challenge on Balatro. today is good

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

elon you woke ass sumbitch piece of sheit me & the boys challange you to a good old fashioned niagara falls barrel race— lets get fuckin wet

submitted 69 days ago • 48 comments

A man went to the doctor one day He said, "Doc, I, I don't know what to do I don't know who to talk to, I'm completely depressed I'm being cooked in the replies"

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

We decided to skip this week and the year-in-review will come out next week. Have some good holidays, people

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

She's only on screen in a few scenes, but the lady with the big glasses that kisses Robocop at the holiday party is one of the hottest women in the history of film

submitted 78 days ago • 114 comments

SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

ah damn. lost another cleaning lady to the suicide obelisk i keep in the living room. yeah the rock thing that makes you kill yourself if you touch it. i keep meaning to put it in a glass case but nothing has really matched the room's overall vibe

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

[me watching a DS2 video] people are too mean, this game took a lot of risks and the amount of things carried over to DS3 really show that they were onto something. i should try the DLC again [me after trying the DS2 DLC for 10 minutes] this janky bullshit should have been called "Anti Dark Souls"

submitted 213 days ago • 0 comments

the best way to end a gymnastics routine should be to flip way up into the crowd and casually land in a seat next to the fans

submitted 228 days ago • 0 comments

people who cross roadways at a shallow, diagonal angle should be fired from humanity

submitted 268 days ago • 0 comments

Balatro getting a physical release is cool but LRG has gotten hit for some cheapie practices recently. Have to think Embracer owning them is part of the problem; maybe forcing them to do way more releases with a smaller budget

submitted 276 days ago • 0 comments

Robocop Soulsborne game. He can become more human or be killed and go Robo. Gain humanity by finding family photos and then shoving that middle finger spike into mainframes that serve as bonfires. Clarence Boddicker is 3 stories tall

submitted 292 days ago • 0 comments

what percentage of my pee has to be water before i can piss into the sump pump. the joys of homeowning

submitted 304 days ago • 0 comments

‘Adultbel’ pictures I made

submitted 539 days ago • 17 comments

the Muppet babies' parents were such shit. they never squatted down to talk to their kids?

submitted 539 days ago • 0 comments

my infant daughter watching Kermit, Oscar, or Big Bird sing a song: i don't get this. I don't know what these ugly sock monsters are singing about. the frog is sad, who cares. I'm bored same baby sees Elmo sing a song: HOLY SHIT

submitted 569 days ago • 1 comment

i think la di da (what's the name of that song) might be the best original sesame street song

submitted 572 days ago • 0 comments

my google news feed is still stupid as hell

submitted 583 days ago • 0 comments

please do not call them "climate deniers." they prefer "electric skeptics"

submitted 608 days ago • 0 comments

if my name were Ashley i would ask that people call me 'Schlee

submitted 610 days ago • 0 comments

it's nice that nobody follows me on twitter so i don't have to worry about losing out on engagement when i bost here

submitted 611 days ago • 0 comments

what if banksy's movie was called exit through the asshole

submitted 613 days ago • 0 comments

MTV, I am Werner Herzog and this is my crib. It is but temporary refuge from nature's fury. The walls were once trees. I made them traitors.

submitted 620 days ago • 2 comments

if you really saw hell you wouldn't come back and make a youtube video about it. sorry buddy you're not getting my click

submitted 617 days ago • 0 comments

Uh by the way I do this weird anime podcast called JoJo's Bizarre Podcast, which you can listen to here: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jjbpod Obviously it is/was mostly about JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and we have been described as having "soothing" voices, but your mileage may vary

submitted 618 days ago • 0 comments

OK so will this social media site last? Will it fall victim to an army of CHUDs?

submitted 618 days ago • 1 comment