elon you woke ass sumbitch piece of sheit me & the boys challange you to a good old fashioned niagara falls barrel race— lets get fuckin wet - ThreadSky

dril.bsky.social • 123 days ago

elon you woke ass sumbitch piece of sheit me & the boys challange you to a good old fashioned niagara falls barrel race— lets get fuckin wet

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down10.bsky.social•123 days ago

He won't show up. He's too CHICKEN.

cteaney.bsky.social•123 days ago

This is peak @dril.bsky.social

teen-cthulhu.bsky.social•122 days ago

How many people are blocked by Dril on Twitter?

I've been noticed a lot of Elon critical accounts have been mass blocking people
...I believe that's Elon, to kill their reach & interactions

mateohh.bsky.social•123 days ago

kinky

viriathous.bsky.social•123 days ago

Time to get wet you Moriarty-ass motherfuckers!

timothymark7.bsky.social•123 days ago

oh heeeel naw we waterfall ballin

jennyazoth.bsky.social•123 days ago

Oh hell yes I'll get a camera set up on the state side let's do this

rowyourbot.bsky.social•123 days ago

Bring back the classics.

rotanen.bsky.social•123 days ago

his barrell is gonna Explode

fragboner.bsky.social•123 days ago

I’d follow you into the sun wint

benderdict.bsky.social•123 days ago

Go at night though, when it's a little cooler

fragboner.bsky.social•123 days ago

Damn right robot friend! Here I brought you some beer

claytonclent.bsky.social•123 days ago

8 Must Do Hacks For Travelling Into the Sun. Number 6 May Surprise You.

happyfox711.bsky.social•110 days ago

🤣🤣🤣
Never mind, the guy is bugging out anyways.
And the crap that remains is probably gonna stop itself at some point.

The tesla backfire debackle

crazysaguaro.com•123 days ago

Remember this? It was rejected and then Elon called the diver a pedo.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2018/07/09/elon-musk-sends-escape-pod-help-thai-cave-rescue/768988002/

shuchancellor.online•123 days ago

WELCOME TO JACKASS ELON!!!

buntaur.bsky.social•123 days ago

readin this got me fuckin wet bro

sporadical.bsky.social•123 days ago

I think this might work

bonenberger.bsky.social•123 days ago

I’m gonna do the manly thing and let you take the first swing at the Niagara Falls barrel race

milfordthomas.bsky.social•123 days ago

hate to say it, but this is exactly what i would sound like making him this proposal

ryanfrishkorn.com•123 days ago

Challenge Adrian and see who shows up.

comedypaige.bsky.social•123 days ago

Can I go

robolo.bsky.social•123 days ago

He should go first.

glenpentez.bsky.social•123 days ago

directions unclear: elon is now butt naked on PCP

humanshapedmeat.bsky.social•123 days ago

an for some reason keeps offering to buy me a horse... 😱

crabbieapplesauce.bsky.social•123 days ago

He will give you a head start... you seem very woke.

caseyexplosion.bsky.social•123 days ago

He'll make some overworked intern invent a barrel that explodes on contact with water

thisscientitian.bsky.social•123 days ago

That's just a cybertruck with the wheels off

avengedcelery.bsky.social•123 days ago

Barrels can actually keep water out

heroicvillain.saper.io•123 days ago

He already did that when he tried to "save" those people trapped in a cave a few years ago

falschspieler.com•121 days ago

Calling out from the abyss, a fever dream wrapped in machismo. Wetness is the womb, the amniotic promise of oblivion.

Elon might strap himself to the iron barrel. But all dreams are dashed on the rocks below.

Your fate will be a tale for those contemplating their own leap. Let’s get wet, indeed.

democracyexpert.bsky.social•123 days ago

The barrel catches fire

sekoku.bsky.social•122 days ago

Smoke on the Water.

nestedpistordoll.bsky.social•123 days ago

*whet

lizkeye.bsky.social•123 days ago

Come on dril simmer down what will this solve

cornell5877.bsky.social•123 days ago

you tell 'im biggun'

bugsy.bsky.social•123 days ago

Likely best to not mention race, he’s going to get excited

smegmaticsmotrich.bsky.social•123 days ago

The Moistening

friestvalker.bsky.social•123 days ago

Red barrel vs. Blue barrel, the race of the century

cliffdressler.bsky.social•123 days ago

Elon should go first.

mazzy.bsky.social•123 days ago

he ate the barrel. have you seen his chest.

useduniverse.bsky.social•123 days ago

kurtshriner.bsky.social•122 days ago

at least Elon's Cyber Barrell won't stay on fire for too long

swejwo.bsky.social•122 days ago

Provided he can deliver it in time for the race.

ryderofchaos.bsky.social•122 days ago

You'd think, but he's gonna have it built with magnesium so it burns even under water.

kurtshriner.bsky.social•122 days ago

And all his doofus supporters can say, in unison, “masterful gambit, sir”

notreedstrong.bsky.social•123 days ago

I am so fucking hard right now

negdiscountrt.bsky.social•122 days ago

Not sure how that would work:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrel_racing

dogsrnice.bsky.social•122 days ago

You really expect the nerds at Wikipedia to know real old fashioned niagara falls barrel racing

negdiscountrt.bsky.social•122 days ago

Now that I think about it, they are just gonna float in barrels in Niagara falls waters, I guess.

burnme1.bsky.social•123 days ago

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fvignette.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fdonkey-kong%2Fimages%2Fc%2Fc1%2FTNT_Barrel_DK64.png%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20141217205250%26path-prefix%3Dpt&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=d4eed375e48c4934453fab65d6fa54177a09e32e593622db428f3946bf10867e&ipo=images

badposter.lol•122 days ago

the way that my ancestors used to solve all of their disputes. itms called a Canadian Duel.

wendelschwab.bsky.social•123 days ago

I give even odds this happens before the end of 2025.

cheetahpeeker.bsky.social•123 days ago

That's a good point, Elon is just as woke as the rest of us, but there are different sides. If he was truly alpha, he would just be Ulysses S. Grant, and not talk about that.