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the thing you need to understand about accelerationism is it is not a goal. it is not a strategy. it is a way of making sense of what is already happening. it is radical acceptance. it is DBT for politics. "we are approaching crisis faster than i would like. now what?"

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Normal Straight Boy sayings: -"Hey dude, pass me a beer!" -"Bro, throw the football this way!" -"Dude I wanna be Princess Peach so bad. God I just wanna wear her short shorts outfit and bend over and make men get hard. God I would suck everyone in this room off if I had her big pink bimbo lips."

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inside the roko's basilisk torment nexus, year 5027927 my liberal cell mate: if you just voted blue in 2016 we wouldnt be getting tortured forever right now

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Mushroom spore landing in my lungs: I eat? My immune system: no not right now he’s still alive Mushroom spore: ok i wait

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If I was a wrestler this would be my entrance music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=72QA...

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nothing has made me more superstitious than the job market and i am a quantum chemist who's had multiple out of body experiences

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can i scrungle myself beneath the schwarzchild radius let's find out

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hot new conservative idea i just came up with. what if we put tariffs... on the incomes of wealthy individuals

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Black Mirror and the Pathetic God

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I want exactly 40 likes on this Skeet. No more. No less.

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homestuck black mirror the sequel: skaia - the torment nexus II

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love to see new black mirror finale's second nipple mention

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credit cards so maxed out I can't even afford an Arizona tea

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whoa my YouTube channel almost has 500 subscribers, if I make my next video I might be able to monetize damn

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me: *gives my threadbare blanket to a cold child in the concentration camp* dandy: stop giving americans treats. you are enabling fascism

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going to HR to discuss that time i accurately called out Nazi shit because calling it out is a political act and therefore a fireable offense

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apparently I can be fired for being political at work which is fascinating considering how as a transfemme environmentalist my existence is inherently political

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rawr me doggy body feel empty

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thinking about this panel of 8r8k again

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noticing an effect with my anxiety meds where it does work as a sedative but only after the anxiety has subsided, until then the two neutralize each other I took my pill before 10 and it takes 30m to kick in, but I'm only now feeling it 3 hours later

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Anyone else getting a night of the long knives sequel vibe from the administration? Just me?

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