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I hope little buddy had a sore throat. This will change their life.

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200mm rgb fan modded my dryer vent baby. Now we're cookin'

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I'm not really a conspiracy theory guy. Other than, Macho Man Randy Savage's friend in the Wonder Years was definitely Marilyn Manson.

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In the 1990's McDonald's had a collaboration with Mark McGuire called Mark McGumbo. It was a burger with Gumbo (Mark McGuire's favorite dish) on the inside. I miss this sandwich.

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When i grow up I want to be one of those men that eat fruit with a pocket knife.

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The new Netflix tv interface is impossibly bad.

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I guess they have god packs in Pokemon TCGP.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Elden Ring but the Two Fingers are doing sick kickflips with a finger board.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Clovis boots

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Launch Diablo 3 was a masterpiece.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I really hope the Pocari's are free-range and they are collecting their sweat ethically. Really don't need another foie gras situation.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

This is no longer a mister, it's just a poster that I'm going to leave up. Jeeez

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I bet Randy Pitchford's email signature is Abra kadabra, Randy Pitchford

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

The chat mod who marries his streamer is the modern equivalent of a knight who wins the princess’ hand.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

My 2 year old saw RGB fans for the first time at Best Buy. Needless to say, that white HP omen case looks like it got attacked by a dozen chocolate glazed doughnuts.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Didn't get this One Piece game on the ps1 thinking i was going to be a landlord who can't carve out a little bit of time to hang out with his sister because he's too busy jacking off into his tenants drink cups or whatever landlords do. I just wanted to have a nice little pirate adventure.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Every year at pax east there's that one dude who's hanging out in the smoking section that legally changed his name to Don Pachi and he just won't shut up about it.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I wish novels didn't have so much ASCII art. I'm trying to read a book, not play Dwarf Fortress.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

If Jerry Springer took his show on the road to different ice cream parlors and called it Jerry Sprinkler.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Market heavily to one large sized apartment building. You could probably save a lot of money on shipping costs if 100% of your customers lived in the same building.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

My wife is the type of person that would smoke weed and write a dissertation on labor rights in South Eastern Asia. Whereas I'm the type of person who would smoke weed and laugh because i can feel the ice cream making my pants slightly more tight. Pretty unfair if you ask me.

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Bootlegging zines

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Listen, I'm very excited about the Giant Bomb news... But.. i now fear that somehow Dan is going to publicity his way into being an HBO cooking show host and i just don't think the world is ready for that.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Don't jump off a porch while carrying an anvil during a small towny heist. You're liable to be sore for the rest of your life.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Pitching my movie, The Cardio Kid. Where a kid moves to a new town and gets bullied and some old guy in vintage waffle trainers teaches him how to go fast.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment