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Why would they send 2000 national guard members to Home Depot? They could just send in 1 of this guy and everyone would be so annoyed they'd give up and go home.

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When me and the boys approach a booth at the Pokemon trading card show.

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Growing a tree from an acorn and using it to build a boat is pretty cool because i don't need to buy any tools for quite a while.

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If i was a medical doctor my first order of business would be trying to figure out why peepees have holes in them.

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I hope little buddy had a sore throat. This will change their life.

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200mm rgb fan modded my dryer vent baby. Now we're cookin'

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I'm not really a conspiracy theory guy. Other than, Macho Man Randy Savage's friend in the Wonder Years was definitely Marilyn Manson.

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In the 1990's McDonald's had a collaboration with Mark McGuire called Mark McGumbo. It was a burger with Gumbo (Mark McGuire's favorite dish) on the inside. I miss this sandwich.

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When i grow up I want to be one of those men that eat fruit with a pocket knife.

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The new Netflix tv interface is impossibly bad.

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I guess they have god packs in Pokemon TCGP.

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Elden Ring but the Two Fingers are doing sick kickflips with a finger board.

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Clovis boots

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Launch Diablo 3 was a masterpiece.

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I really hope the Pocari's are free-range and they are collecting their sweat ethically. Really don't need another foie gras situation.

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This is no longer a mister, it's just a poster that I'm going to leave up. Jeeez

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I bet Randy Pitchford's email signature is Abra kadabra, Randy Pitchford

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

The chat mod who marries his streamer is the modern equivalent of a knight who wins the princess’ hand.

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My 2 year old saw RGB fans for the first time at Best Buy. Needless to say, that white HP omen case looks like it got attacked by a dozen chocolate glazed doughnuts.

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Didn't get this One Piece game on the ps1 thinking i was going to be a landlord who can't carve out a little bit of time to hang out with his sister because he's too busy jacking off into his tenants drink cups or whatever landlords do. I just wanted to have a nice little pirate adventure.

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Every year at pax east there's that one dude who's hanging out in the smoking section that legally changed his name to Don Pachi and he just won't shut up about it.

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I wish novels didn't have so much ASCII art. I'm trying to read a book, not play Dwarf Fortress.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

If Jerry Springer took his show on the road to different ice cream parlors and called it Jerry Sprinkler.

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Market heavily to one large sized apartment building. You could probably save a lot of money on shipping costs if 100% of your customers lived in the same building.

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My wife is the type of person that would smoke weed and write a dissertation on labor rights in South Eastern Asia. Whereas I'm the type of person who would smoke weed and laugh because i can feel the ice cream making my pants slightly more tight. Pretty unfair if you ask me.

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Bootlegging zines

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