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dhma.ch
Swiss/Swedish, Data Platform MVP. @dhmacher on other platforms. My work: strd.co My blog: sqlsunday.com Call for Data Speakers: @callfordataspeakers.com Data Saturday Stockholm: @datasatsto.se I just want to use your SQL Server tonight.
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You don’t have to understand Swedish to understand this sign. This designer deserves a raise.

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Don’t Let Your Kids Drop ACID. We're heading towards graduation time. In just a few short months, your high school kids are going to be packing up their bags and heading off to college. It's a time of adventure and discovery, and the first time they'll be away from your parenting and guiding…

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Free learning, y’all!

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I’ve lived this experience more than I care to admit to myself.

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Chess Position xkcd.com/3082

submitted 8 days ago • 80 comments

If you’re about to share an important post about something, please first take a couple of seconds to check to the comments first. Some posts are inaccurate or even deceitful, and more often than not, someone has already done the work for you. Stay safe out there.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

My latest @newscientist.com cartoon

submitted 10 days ago • 71 comments

"Each one hopes that if he feeds the crocodile enough, the crocodile will eat him last. All of them hope that the storm will pass before their turn comes to be devoured." Winston Churchill, 1940

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

We're back to dictators dividing countries between them.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

#ssis #funfact In SSIS, input parameters are zero-indexed, i.e. the first parameter is 0, the second one is 1, and so on. As you would expect if you've ever done any development. Well, you'll be pleased to know that for single-row resultsets, the columns are 1-indexed. Hours of troubleshooting. 👍

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

I see that I'm in for another week of explaining that end-to-end encryption will not fix stupid.

submitted 17 days ago • 32 comments

… and end in tears.

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You're in this comic. Don't lie to yourself. We all are.

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lol

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

👏 HEY FRIENDS - SQL Server Management Studio (SSMS) Preview 6 is out! Check out @makatmsft.bsky.social 's post for more details, including how to try out the new connection dialog 🔌https://techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/sqlserver/announcing-the-release-of-ssms-21-preview-6/4404995

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Premium slow entertainment, presented by Sweden.

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