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Reading this in the voice of Kevin Spacey's character from Seven.

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in retrospect it's kind of funny that sci fi was like "imagine a world where robots gain sentience, but humanity refuses to grant them personhood" but in reality every loser techbro loser thinks chatgpt deserves more rights than like, actual people

submitted 7 days ago • 108 comments

Really enjoying this classic Sesame Street segment, two minutes of freestyle jazz riffing on saxophone factory footage

submitted 12 days ago • 196 comments

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

submitted 14 days ago • 242 comments

we're in a trade war with Canada over an amount of fentanyl that wouldn't even make a cop fake a seizure

submitted 14 days ago • 229 comments

Meme in real life

submitted 19 days ago • 66 comments

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

I want a leader who runs the government like a business. Specifically like the worst family-owned business imaginable. A pet store where the tropical fish have all somehow contracted gonorrhea. A failing adult bookstore run by two feuding brothers who keep trying to blow up each others' cars.

submitted 33 days ago • 26 comments

What would a TV ad promoting alternatives to driving look like? What if people who love cycling and progressive transportation reclaimed ideas like freedom, independence and even patriotism? We decided to give it a shot. Check out our new video, "America, It's Just Like Riding a Bike."

submitted 35 days ago • 24 comments

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

submitted 38 days ago • 5632 comments

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

submitted 46 days ago • 352 comments

Now, what you love here about Hubie Brown calling his last NBA game tomorrow is that he's still doing it at 91 years old. OK? He's teaching you the game of basketball. And so you say, you're learning the game. And he's done this at a high level for six decades, and for that, you have to thank him.

submitted 45 days ago • 34 comments

I wrote about the idiotic and anti-human vision that is currently replacing the republic. I will now go back to thinking about what a cleansing flood might look like. defector.com/billionaire-...

submitted 48 days ago • 95 comments

Last one of these for a while

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Existential dread as dad thinks your text chat is his Google search bar

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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

submitted 61 days ago • 4399 comments

You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

submitted 62 days ago • 338 comments

AOC: I don’t care what Elon Musk is doing behind the presidential seal, but in this country we hate Nazis. Kind of like a foundational defining thing. Two of the foundational things about American history is that we beat the confederates and we beat the Nazis.

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I’m the daughter of a fighter pilot and even I’m in awe of these pilots because JAYSUS

submitted 73 days ago • 866 comments

We should have known this was the wrong timeline when the British started making cooking shows

submitted 73 days ago • 31 comments

Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.

submitted 74 days ago • 334 comments

"mmmmm lasagna" 😂😂 John Shorthouse is the best! 🎥: Sportsnet | NHL #Canucks #RaiseUp

submitted 74 days ago • 3 comments

@lrearick.bsky.social any idea if the @pitchfork.com feed here will start mirroring the one on twitter? Would really like to stop having to go there.

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

submitted 89 days ago • 220 comments

A student somehow accidentally emailed the entire NYU faculty and the reply-all carnage is like a freeway pile-up

submitted 86 days ago • 176 comments

[me after 10 beers] hey wanna see me do a flip

submitted 86 days ago • 3 comments

Gen ai is poisoning our power grid, stealing intellectual property, using precious water, and ruining the internet with unreliable information and garbage imagery. Don't use it, and don't normalize it, even for laughs.

submitted 88 days ago • 89 comments

people really need to remember the printer gun post in times like this.

submitted 88 days ago • 56 comments

forgot about the sunglasses on my head until they fell perfectly into place while saying "diahrrea medication" to the pharmacist

submitted 96 days ago • 21 comments

He died as he lived, clicking “Forgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.

submitted 97 days ago • 250 comments

telling the Benihana chef he's made a powerful enemy today but it's drowned out by laughter as he flicks a 7th shrimp into my shirt pocket

submitted 104 days ago • 22 comments