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You guys are missing some really incredible Ads over on X

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

of all the founding fathers, benjamin franklin would enjoy the novelty of an ooni pizza oven the most. but only john adams would still be bangin out backyard 'zas 6 months on the regular after buying one

submitted 15 days ago • 27 comments

The responses to this have convinced me to check back on Blue Sky in another 3 months to see if it's funnier

submitted 31 days ago • 6 comments

Hey where are all the jokes on here

submitted 32 days ago • 44 comments

I'm shitting biscuits till my whisker tickets if you know what I mean

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

fisting cantaloupes in the supermarket for sport

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Them: you better not be playing with your Toad Hypercube when I get there My mischievous ass:

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Hard to feel bad when stock market line go down when you have barely any stake in it

submitted 55 days ago • 2 comments

Hi, I’m Alex goldman I used to host the Reply All podcast. I have a new show now called @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social. People seem to really like the most recent episode so if you’d like to check it out, you can do so at the link below. Thank you!!!

submitted 56 days ago • 6 comments

Twitter is barely working at this point but I'm still firing off stupid posts like a gambling addict pulling the lever in a slot machine in a shut down casino

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

People think it's immoral to keep using X but I would rather stay there and piss off people I hate than do weird performative leftist infighting here

submitted 56 days ago • 8 comments

Andrew Tate clearly has an eating disorder and a personality disorder so I'm wondering if he can "stick the landing" of that particular combo at some point

submitted 56 days ago • 4 comments

I'm tryna find a little homie to ride on my head like this

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

Twitter is down what are you guys talking about on Gay Twitter

submitted 56 days ago • 5 comments

I'm in your walls

submitted 61 days ago • 6 comments

A shit my frick up till my dick pop

submitted 68 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 96 days ago • 3 comments

Going to the doctor to see why I've been so vague

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Emptying out a mozzarella cheese stick, filling it with weed, and smoking it

submitted 123 days ago • 2 comments

I need to post on Blue Sky but it feels like taking methadone. It just doesn't hit the same.

submitted 123 days ago • 8 comments

I think everybody under the age of ~40 is pretty much fucked and there’s little point in drawing comparisons. But one experience I had that I wish younger people saw was what the internet was like before it was ubiquitously commoditized and otherwise ruined by business perverts

submitted 136 days ago • 22 comments

Brazilian Pikachu dancing samba

submitted 137 days ago • 1 comment

I will bring back the murder hornets

submitted 138 days ago • 2 comments

Blue Sky finally brings me the fish content I've wanted all along

submitted 138 days ago • 2 comments

These are low-key pretty chill when drilling holes in electronics enclosures is the vibe

submitted 141 days ago • 6 comments

Blue Sky is really the communist dream made manifest in that there are very few bad posts and also very few good ones.

submitted 142 days ago • 1 comment

post-industrial politics exist at the confluence between violence and thinly-veiled fetish content

submitted 142 days ago • 35 comments

Still thinking about how Luigi Mangione was offered something called Pizza Beans in jail

submitted 143 days ago • 4 comments

What is the most inappropriate place you have been incredibly high

submitted 143 days ago • 23 comments

Me: *quickly trying to make up an Italian on the spot* I should introduce you to my friend, Tony Pizzeria

submitted 143 days ago • 2 comments

Boomer looking at the self checkout aisle like those uncontacted tribes that shoot arrows at passing airplanes

submitted 143 days ago • 3 comments

Guy trying to save Office Depot: *Rapping* Get a deal on printer ink The savings got me bustin

submitted 143 days ago • 2 comments

I'm going to listen to so much Brazilian music that I learn Portuguese

submitted 143 days ago • 5 comments

🎶 PRIVATE EYES ARE WAAAAATCHING YOU THEY SEE YOU WHEEEEN YOOOOU POOOOOP 🎶

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely psychotic deranged behavior. Put him in prison and throw away the key

submitted 143 days ago • 7 comments