dick.tips
Autist, dong-lover, and avid dreader.
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Your mother
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Is it Michael B. Jordan*?
* The B stands for bee
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Sorry this is not related but man i love your display name
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bsky.app/profile/dick...
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And ~40% of Americans are horny for this shit
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Thank the fuck Christ i can turn it off, but it's embarrassing that they did it in the first place. I'd switch if I knew of a better alternative
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I for one am stoned and i read this in my head with the cadence of a verse in Hand In My Pocket and I'm still giggling
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That dog has such pathos
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What an absolutely nightmare blunt rotation
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No David, use your noggin
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This man is frauding my identity. This is stolen valor
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You rang
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What the fuck
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I miss dial-up not necessarily for nostalgia, but because it very clearly delineated being online from being offline, and it was the farthest thing possible from instant gratification
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"Tucker Carlson left the group"
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Hoping this for you, too, Ahhhhh
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The longer i look at this picture the more cats i see
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If someone describes a place to me as "just north of here" they have given me no useful information
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Red Shirt Jeff's shirt will soon be red with the blood of tyrants
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This has drastically broadened my sexual horizons
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there's a nonzero chance that it was ol baytoven himself
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I've never heard them called "jackers" and i have to say , i like it alot.
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You're verified to me
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If you cede any ground to the fascists for the sake of compromise to appeal to the middle, you're trying to appeal to people who are *a little bit fascist*, and that's still too fascist! You cannot appeal to this impulse without perpetuating fascism
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If your ability to win elections depends on you compromising on your morals, of what use was winning the election
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Like your goal should not be only winning elections, but in effecting positive change
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But if the thing that motivated those 200k people was bigotry or ignorance or even ambivalence, why would you even want to shift the platform that way
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Ben is literally the only newspaper owner who fucking gets it right now
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Big Chungus is an anagram of Christ Body 🤯
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Because that game ruled