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Muttley is freakin skynet yall
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lucky bastard
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numbers guy strikes again smh
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bublic
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brehs... these frogs got that thang on em
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that's my hand
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literally years possibly decades of this man's life were spent in front of a mirror making this face lol
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*crying*
it's still real to me damn it!!
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lmao
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finally! the cena has come back to the idea and ultimate execution of turning heel! if you smell what the jonathan cena is half-baking
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a less populated world (by the poor/disadvantaged/undesirable/etc.) is a more comfortable world for the elite.
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lol
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this owns so hard
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youtu.be/eSBybJGZoCU?...
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lol
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lol
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that's my main man weej right there
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*gesturing at the casino buffet* we eat here
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replace the word "fuck" with "kill" and now we're cookin
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sounds like a job for Ice Cube
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this is epic
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This is suspiciously anime level of imagination 🤔
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I hope you're ready for the answer because it's yes
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I like when he convinces a rando to be part of a "on the street" reality tv show and stages getting shot and freaking the fuck out of the rando lol so good
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I give it a solid 10
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lifehack
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I use the square one everyday
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I use the square one everyday
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this could actually be a major blessing in disguise
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Big Balls (of thermonuclear fission reaction and mushroom clouds)
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hope those kids hate having hair
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that's beautiful
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we figured one solid week of shitting our pants everyday would do the trick
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only REAL aliens for me, thank you
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when I was in the navy a fellow sailor and i talked about if shitting our pants everyday would qualify us to be released from active duty and how many consecutive pant shittings it would take
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I must build emerald and lithium mines post haste!
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lol
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i have become kitteh, destroyer of furniture
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oh great now I want to become a rattlesnake
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I've only ever heard Gila Monster and it makes me want to become godzilla
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mayhaps I am in the wrong business 🤔
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bacon vapors is where it's at
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he's right