dickbastardly.bsky.social
Muttley is freakin skynet yall
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lol
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this owns so hard
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youtu.be/eSBybJGZoCU?...
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lol
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lol
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that's my main man weej right there
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*gesturing at the casino buffet* we eat here
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replace the word "fuck" with "kill" and now we're cookin
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sounds like a job for Ice Cube
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this is epic
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This is suspiciously anime level of imagination 🤔
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I hope you're ready for the answer because it's yes
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I like when he convinces a rando to be part of a "on the street" reality tv show and stages getting shot and freaking the fuck out of the rando lol so good
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I give it a solid 10
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lifehack
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I use the square one everyday
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I use the square one everyday
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this could actually be a major blessing in disguise
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Big Balls (of thermonuclear fission reaction and mushroom clouds)
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hope those kids hate having hair
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that's beautiful
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we figured one solid week of shitting our pants everyday would do the trick
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only REAL aliens for me, thank you
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when I was in the navy a fellow sailor and i talked about if shitting our pants everyday would qualify us to be released from active duty and how many consecutive pant shittings it would take
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I must build emerald and lithium mines post haste!
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lol
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i have become kitteh, destroyer of furniture
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oh great now I want to become a rattlesnake
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I've only ever heard Gila Monster and it makes me want to become godzilla
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mayhaps I am in the wrong business 🤔
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bacon vapors is where it's at
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he's right
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no fight, only smear
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been contemplating deleting Facebook and Insta and possibly all social media accounts a lot recently
(ngl Insta is clutch for cute animal content though, at least with my algo)
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I got the poo on me!
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"letters that aren't X make my bwain hurnt" - Elon Musk
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one time I went to a restaurant and the maitre d said "right this way sir" and walked me through the restaurant, all the way to the back through the kitchen and out the back door into the alley and sat me in the dumpster
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:getin:
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yeah but have you played his mod?
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puberis hubris
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I just learned like an hour ago that cats have their own language and you can learn to speak it and I think that owns. Apparently "ma-AH" means "come here". Fascinating stuff
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awww that's so sweet, thank you dear
*kisses my young child on the forehead*
go ahead and drop it into daddy's Box of Tresures.
Box of Treasures: a shredder with "Box of Treasures" written on it with a sharpie
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sounds like bean dad is a real jerk!