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I AM WEEPING. 🤣🤣🤣

Calling someone a ‘Karen’ is ‘borderline racist, sexist and ageist’, tribunal says

Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2... More power to them!

🇺🇸🇮🇱🇮🇷 Trump says Israel and Iran “don’t know what the f*ck they’re doing.”

In the early 00s I was mates with a pretty diverse group of men who had all become dads at the same time. Only one was openly racist. Only one was openly homophobic. Only one beat up his wife. Only one was a police officer. They were all the same guy.

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A match-winner with the bat and simply magical with the gloves - one of the finest wicketkeepers of all time. England's Sarah Taylor enters the ICC Hall of Fame 💫

It’s not just that it’s clearly intentional, it’s that it’s clearly intentional knowing that he’s being recorded. They know they can do whatever they want with complete impunity.

dutchman dead for 200 years mortified that this is how he’s remembered

Oh I know this one… is it… your bonuses?

Class is permanent. A superb spell from Jimmy Anderson, playing a T20 match for the first time in 3935 days 🙌

My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com

‘NO, I AM SPAR TACOS!’

Long shot Bluesky but due to some postal shenanigans, I got a parcel containing 4 Discoveries of Egypt coins today. The original contents of my parcel (from my bestie) were Axolotl stationery. The coins are going for £12.95 each on ebay. Did you buy them and got a surprise axolotl instead?

Control of English cricket has been sold

The BSL during Finland was sensational #Eurovision

Today I chatted to a young couple with their tiny baby doing a tour of the county grounds in our crowd of over 2,000. Surrey had the largest crowd this century of well over 6,000. County cricket in its present guise is having a resurgence & is popular as it is. DON’T CHANGE IT

Thanks Microsoft Teams for that not-at-all-chilling message 😧

Hard not to have spot fixing come to mind.

@crickether.com Does a retired out count as OUT for a players average?

Extraordinary scene at Women's T20 World Cup Asia qualifier. With rain already hitting several games, UAE raced to 192/0 (16.0) vs Qatar, and with declaration not an option in T20, padded up & retired out 10 batters in succession. Qatar 29 ao. UAE won by 163. www.icc-cricket.com/matches/2593...

this internet was a mistake, but sometimes it’s the best thing ever created

Someone on another site peels his croissants before eating them and France has demanded the UN step in to stop his crimes

Coin flip: 8m freshly minted dimes spill on US highway after truck crash

saw the Canadian election result and shook up a bottle of maple syrup and sprayed it like an F1 driver

These giraffe only paid for a half wash 😃

this guy is a world class asshole

white smoke emanates from a wetherspoons indicating that a new archbishop of banterbury has been appointed

If you know, you know

The first peregrine falcon chick has hatched at Worcester Cathedral! Happy Easter everyone 🐣

God forbid a man has hobbies