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Not just deserve. Weather monitoring, disease management, and food safety are services we pay for from the government that are being stolen from us.

I'm still fiddling with the newsletter--content, format, style, frequency, all the things. But I published a new one yesterday; please check it out. buttondown.com/michaeldiets...

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

Connolly was my rep until we moved to Baltimore, and he while he *was* great for his district, he’s not the man for this moment, ESPECIALLY since he reps so many feds. This is a terrible message from someone not just in this specific leadership role, but from someone who reps Northern Virginia.

Freezer martini with sherry in lieu of vermouth, and another read through of LOTR. It’s a hellzapoppin Saturday here.

Democrats are fundamentally misunderstanding the moment: We're not asking them to be *legislators* right now. We need them to be *politicians.* There's nothing to be done about the legislative situation. They're right about that. But there's PLENTY to be done as politicians.

“Everyone around me is a mere doll, but I, Eric Lipton, am an action figure!”

I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :) Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.

CW: unimaginable horror related to suicide and deportation Truly unbearable: an 11 year old took her life after being bullied by classmates threatening to call ICE on her family. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Is Patron Pete Hegseth the only cabinet member with a drinking problem?

doesn't Marry Me Salmon imply the existence of Fuck Me Salmon and Kill Me Salmon?

Today is the birthday of writer Bill Finger (Feb. 8, 1914-Jan. 18, 1974), who took Bob Kane’s initial idea & developed it into the Batman we know today. He also wrote the first appearance of the original Green Lantern, and cocreated Robin, the Joker, Catwoman, Lana Lang, Wildcat, Riddler, & more.

here's another brilliant idea you can have free of charge: a perfect dog name is Hasenpfeffer Incorporated

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

Well, this was the most harrowing fucking thing I've ever had to work on, and I'm just the damn lawyer. Can't imagine the client living it, and it's a goddamn privilege to represent her. DO NOT READ THIS unless you can handle details of some truly vile sexual abuse by Neil Gaiman.

Senate Dems need new leadership

Oxford Companion to Spirits & Cocktails pg 698 contr @dietsch.bsky.social sugar sweet, soluble carbohydrate, produced in plants naturally during the process of photosynthesis. The ethanol in beverage alcohol is formed when yeast consumes the natural sugars found in raw materials #Cheers

DEI is when a woman or non-white person who is qualified for a job receives that job. The meritocracy is when a 19 year old gets to run the United States government because he posted the dankest memes

And they went and canceled Sandman. Good.

lol, the right expected progressives to defend him so they could write articles accusing us of double standards and rant about how we're all rape apologists. instead we just dropped that mf'er like the monster he so obviously is.

I mean, fine, but when he runs for his third term, America will elect him again.

Let me be clear – we should not be giving the reins to benefits for working-class people over to Marjorie Taylor Greene and the richest man on the planet. Read more: www.politico.com/newsletters/...

VERY good news from @bookshop-org.bsky.social!!

the latest dietschy dispatch: buttondown.com/michaeldiets...

may i have your attention please

Fetterman's a goddamn slob-clown

Auschwitz was at the end of a long process. It did not start from gas chambers. This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder. Auschwitz took time.

I unfortunately never knew the man, but so many people I do know really love him. This is deeply sad www.nola.com/news/pableau...

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

From Friday 29th October 1943’s Batman daily newspaper strip, the original art for an early depiction of the Batcave. Credited to Bob Kane, although I’ve heard Them That Know suggest Jerry Robinson’s work can be strongly perceived here.

Dark Horse Comics drops Neil Gaiman: variety.com/2025/tv/glob...

Mine releases in September, Eric. I know this damn feeling.

Big tell in this Trump order targeting trans people: "at conception"

Either the most, or the least, self-aware headline in the WaPo's history.

NEVER HAVE I EVER 1. Been bit by a dead bee 2. Seen the rain coming down on a sunny day 3. wandered lonely through the woods 4. Fallen in love with someone I shouldn’t have fallen in love with 5. Been in a Turkish prison

I saw a reference online to the 1980s show Kid Super Power Hour with Shazam. The Shazam segments were animated, not the live-action stuff from a few years prior. Among the writers for Shazam were Paul Dini, producer of Batman: The Animated Series, and ...