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Coyote. Comedian. Cocktail connoisseur. ❤️ http://snapsy.bsky.social ❤️ 32 he/him 🔞18+ Only
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@snapsy.bsky.social is on a plane headed back down under, and I am the saddest puppy I've ever been. But the sad feels are worth it when compared to how wonderful he made me feel for the past three weeks. We went on so many adventures, and I can't wait until our next one. I love you, my dear <3

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Jonathan Joss (Comanche, White Mountain Apache) did not simply die from a gunshot. He was murdered in a homophobic, racist hate crime by his former neighbors. He died saving his partners life. Honor his legacy-- both queerness and Indigeneity are inextricable to why he was targeted.

Jonathan Joss was MURDERED. Words matter here. He was MURDERED. it was a HATE CRIME because he is a gay Indigenous man. Say those words. Do not dance around it. He wasn't "killed in a shooting." He was murdered in a hate crime.

This is what happens when we don't have kink at pride

Gamers are learning about the new hardest boss in gaming after the release of Nightreign. Having TWO friends.

Hating Roguelikes is the most fake "gamer" shit ever tbh. Oh no, my video game has levels instead of an endless and meaningless progression bar!!!

Just saw a Valspar commercial with age regression themes. Jesus CHRIST that gives me so many ideas.

"Watch the new Game Changer!" Y'all, you know they were laughing AT her, not with her, right? Woof.

i continue to be surprised to see hydration memes still circulating so much. do people not question the necessity of this as an issue, and the origins of it? water is good y'all, but we aren't all dehydrated and the push for constant water consumption was majorly motivated by bottled water marketing

PSA Lush has a body wash that smells like baby powder, called Snuggles, right now.

Dryer just ruined my favorite joggers and the seller doesn't make them anymore :(

Getting older has taught me that sticking up for myself isn't "mean" or rude. A system error messed up a haircut appointment that I made weeks ago. They told me they couldn't reschedule. I let them know, calmly, that wasn't particularly professional and didn't work for me. They rescheduled it.

Lightning McSizeQueen

When someone tells you "nothing good happens after midnight," they're not lying.

I am exorbitantly high at this independent cinema.

I think the idea of "anyone can do/be anything" is a double-edged sword. On one hand, it's motivational to make people try their best at something and try new things. On the other, it places the blame of failure on a lack of effort or motivation. Some things just ain't for you. That's okay.

The air around me at work smells like actual shit and the two men near me keep grunting. Are these dudes just shitting their pants in the office? What the fuck is going on?

On paper, Expedition 33 seemed up my alley. Turn based? Fantasy? This seems like I'd love it. But I held off. Something felt wrong. Today, I was proven right. It is rife with jazz music. I could feel its presence without even knowing it was there.

I learned how to say my numbers in Japanese and it made me feel clever like I used to when I figured stuff out in school. I seriously cannot more highly recommend learning a new language for fun than I already do. Useful, fun, and keeps your brain chugging along.

We can no more easily understand the Eldritch any more than a virus can understand that it is being observed by a microscope. Perception is a lie. Life has no meaning until you choose to give it meaning. Don't seek answers in a world that has none to offer. Pee your pants.

UI7 is so fucking bad omg

Diapers too expensive? Introducing: Cute Underwear to Pee In! They're only good for one use, but you can just wash em and do it again!* *Cute Underwear to Pee In may cause carpet puddles and mysterious yellow stains. Not responsible for damages.

Posting diaper pictures in this economy is like Posting a picture of an omelet you had for breakfast. Like damn, I see you, big spender.

Learned how to say "my wife" in Japanese and I refuse to be responsible with this information.

I never thought I'd learn how to say "pussy" in Japanese from a hamster.

It's not "daydreaming" it's "dissociating with style".

Ya know, there aren't a lot of things in this fandom that catch me off guard, but diapered Mario really made me see, briefly, why we're disliked.

Napoleon Dynamite clears Juno every day, all day, always.

Developing a whole new fantasy literary universe to have age regression shenanigans with instead of focusing at work. Anime lately has inspired me to write a slice of life, action adventure, comedy, dark-magic, age regression story, and now it's all I can think about.

Me: *trying to concentrate* My brain: Hey, remember that adult man/babyfur, who pretended to be an incontinent cop, who stole roughly $250 from you when you were 17?