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Did you really think the good times would last forever? Have you no conception of history?

Swiping through the new gay bar in town’s one million Instagram posts I realized there’s not a single clean-shaven gay man in the county. Total twink obliteration

This can’t be the same guy who got brain worms—

Never trust anyone over 30

Then he should have died twice

I thought it would be smaller

If you win $400 million in the lottery and choose to take the 30-year annuity, your first year’s payment, after taxes, will probably be a little more than $3 million—meaning that if you want to live in the kind of apartment someone worth nine figures would live in, you’re going to have to rent

Is that a coincidence or did today’s NYT connections have a tribute to SCTV

This is poised to totally disrupt the $1.2 trillion creative writing industry

The new Sam Cohen album is a slow burn but after listening to it nine times in a row I’m pretty sure it’s one I’ll revisit often

Sorry to the Enola Gay but let’s not lose sight of the fact that they’re deliberately erasing achievements by women, gay people and people of color in an attempt to rewrite the national mythos

Witnessing American politics feels like feeding quarters into machine designed to kick you in the balls

Buying condoms

Body by Rob Liefeld

Apparently some dictionaries distinguish between the various senses of the verb “to total”: “I totalled my expenses” but “I totaled my car”

He pronounces it “CorBAY”?

A one-day boycott is like a one-hour fast: It exists only insofar as you tell people you’re doing it