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remember when every movie that came out was in 3d

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#starfox #nintendo

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #8 Variant Cover 11”x17” Mixed media on watercolour paper.

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The internet is a miracle that has allowed countless artists to share their work and all earn the same 10$ to pass around

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Had a Gatorade and I can feel the gators coursing through me

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juice don't wanna be part of the Haus of Dildos 😔

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Ladies, find a feller that takes you to that fancy place downtown with #TMNT names inscribed on the wall.

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for anyone who has a lot of data stored in discord servers, please look into the DISCRUB extension. it's available on chrome and firefox, you can download every message in a server including media and imbeds + have separate pages for threads and such. cannot overstate the usefulness of it!!!!

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Aqua Teen Hunger Force-ass sign.

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Power walking to the bathroom with my head down and my lip bit so I can get my giggles out in private. Probably looked like I was trying not to crap my pants.

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That very first cup of a new type of coffee always makes you so silly and goofy and full of energy and jokes but the next time you try it, it only makes you more tired 😔

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I'm not beating ANY allegations

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if she's your girl why is she describing my prose as "smooth, graceful, and vivid" 🧐

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Literally just this. Making it any deeper than "his dumbass slipped on a banana peel" ruins how funny and in character it is

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fuck yeah

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👀 @profanity.accountant

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Just a brutal typo on Ash Wednesday 😂

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Nothing against my job, it's cool. I just really don't feel like working today

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Is this person from my old team just saying good morning or are they saying good morning bc they need something 😔

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This is how I feel on the road or in parking lots

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can i just check if other people are seeing what i am seeing

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LMFAOOOOO

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LETS FUCKEN GO - dashare.zone ADMIN

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March 6, 1946 Happy Birthday to David Gilmour: guitarist, singer and songwriter, who joined Pink Floyd in 1968.

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Officers asking me why I’m speeding like they don’t know people fast during Lent.

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comfort breeds compliance

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I accidentally made eye contact with the eggs at the grocery store. $25.

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I wonder if "Dunkin' Donuts" is a sly nod to "dunking" one's donut into a cup of coffee. If so, hilarious

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it is very telling that “BIOS”, in addition to being an acronym, is also the Greek word for “life”. meanwhile, “UEFI” is, of course, ancient Greek for “unified extensible firmware interface”

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like two days ago i opened tumblr on accident and then proceeded to scroll to see if it was worth returning to and saw no less than 4 posts about the ides of march. on march 4th. it is not worth returning to.

remember when every movie that came out was in 3d

#starfox #nintendo

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #8 Variant Cover 11”x17” Mixed media on watercolour paper.

The internet is a miracle that has allowed countless artists to share their work and all earn the same 10$ to pass around

Had a Gatorade and I can feel the gators coursing through me

juice don't wanna be part of the Haus of Dildos 😔

Ladies, find a feller that takes you to that fancy place downtown with #TMNT names inscribed on the wall.

for anyone who has a lot of data stored in discord servers, please look into the DISCRUB extension. it's available on chrome and firefox, you can download every message in a server including media and imbeds + have separate pages for threads and such. cannot overstate the usefulness of it!!!!

Aqua Teen Hunger Force-ass sign.

Power walking to the bathroom with my head down and my lip bit so I can get my giggles out in private. Probably looked like I was trying not to crap my pants.

That very first cup of a new type of coffee always makes you so silly and goofy and full of energy and jokes but the next time you try it, it only makes you more tired 😔

I'm not beating ANY allegations

if she's your girl why is she describing my prose as "smooth, graceful, and vivid" 🧐

Literally just this. Making it any deeper than "his dumbass slipped on a banana peel" ruins how funny and in character it is

fuck yeah

👀 @profanity.accountant

Just a brutal typo on Ash Wednesday 😂

Nothing against my job, it's cool. I just really don't feel like working today

Is this person from my old team just saying good morning or are they saying good morning bc they need something 😔

This is how I feel on the road or in parking lots

can i just check if other people are seeing what i am seeing

LMFAOOOOO

LETS FUCKEN GO - dashare.zone ADMIN

March 6, 1946 Happy Birthday to David Gilmour: guitarist, singer and songwriter, who joined Pink Floyd in 1968.

Officers asking me why I’m speeding like they don’t know people fast during Lent.

comfort breeds compliance

I accidentally made eye contact with the eggs at the grocery store. $25.

I wonder if "Dunkin' Donuts" is a sly nod to "dunking" one's donut into a cup of coffee. If so, hilarious

it is very telling that “BIOS”, in addition to being an acronym, is also the Greek word for “life”. meanwhile, “UEFI” is, of course, ancient Greek for “unified extensible firmware interface”

like two days ago i opened tumblr on accident and then proceeded to scroll to see if it was worth returning to and saw no less than 4 posts about the ides of march. on march 4th. it is not worth returning to.

Been having fun playing pirate yakuza #likeadragon #ryugagotoku

YES YES YES ALL OF THIS. Especially this closing paragraph.

i finally opened the email and i was not disappointed

thanks

I once saw a man so beautiful I started to cry?

didn’t know you could make them worse

Chillin' w/ Inspector Gadget 🍹🎾