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live thru the ditches and love thru the witches and laugh in the back of my dragula | dirty thirty one | resident adult swim lesbian | @carneguisada 🖤
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submitted 45 minutes ago • 0 comments

It's SOOOOO SADDDDD when the food you've been looking forward to is dog shit 😔

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Man I don't want that

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

a headache. not a nap. jesus. that's how you know it's bad.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

went to sleep with a nap, woke up with a worse one because my gay dogs will not stop BARKING

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

i had this thing sitting in my watchlist since like december and i guess the guy realized they were never gonna sell it unless they dropped the price bc i got an offer 😜 now i just need to find the mikey of the set. 😔

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

you know they never sent that survey to my email 🤔

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

They just did anything in the 80s #maccadam #transformers

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

wanna go back to sleep but we're in the window where cvs should be delivering my meds that require a signature. i just know that bc i am sitting, waiting they are going to fuck around all day and deliver it after the fact or not at all.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

im soooooo hungryyyy ooough im hungryyyyyyy

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Mr. Peabody & Sherman #MrPeabodyandSherman #RockyandBullwinkle #Fanart

submitted 109 days ago • 6 comments

bro its not even 8 am yet

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

sorry i cant hub your grub rn

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

so long, Captain Beefy #art #spaceghost #georgelowe #cartoonnetwork #adultswim 🟦

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

a squirrel gun

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

i hadn't watched an episode of rocky & bullwinkle in years and years and I forgot what made this cartoon's pacing so iconically manic and memorable. EVERY SINGLE SPOKEN LINE IS A COMPLETELY NEW SHOT

submitted 17 hours ago • 5 comments

"I guess I'm a white supremacist now."

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

this trope belongs to Barret Wallace

submitted 485 days ago • 8 comments

We’ve all felt like this before

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Good morning✌️🍀

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Hell yeah it's Friday

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

My work for #Inktober52 prompt: Zoo Some #Beastwars fanart of the #maximals!!!

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

THEY PLAYED CARTOON PLANET ON CN TODAY AND I FUCKING MISSED IT looks like its back on monday but omg

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

YOU BET I DO BIG DADDY IM HIP

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I found where they’re conserving you

submitted 1 day ago • 63 comments

beast wars.... "beasties" sounds like a biblical crime

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Getting back to the season 3 Beasties! 2nd painting of 32 for the artbook :D Watercolor Depth Charge, fee free to DM about owning the original!

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

wdym my head still hurts... i ate dinner...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Ghost Trick🕶️ (a little redraw)

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

damn...... y'all want me?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

you whisper the name "Casey Anthony" and Nancy Grace just materializes out of thin air to slap her down once more

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I got one of those big huge pizza cutters they use at restaurants and I really just want to buy some frozen pizzas to use it. Totinos say your fucking prayers

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

CVS had the fucking balls to ask me for app feedback after I cleared my cache after fighting for 30 minutes trying to checkout. You want it? Go ahead. Send the survey to my email I am WAITING!!!!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment