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dinkydaduke.bsky.social
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He senses my fear.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Four cards to get to know me! I do not like creatures.

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

I'm here for a good time, not a long time baby!!! 😏 [has horrible time, alienates friends + family, dies at age 33]

submitted 50 days ago • 4 comments

In another time and in another place, I would have THRIVED as a court eunuch.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

"did you make that logo signifying Europe's grim duty to rearm in the face of a hostile United States and expanding Russia?" "Sure did boss, made it real goatse just like you asked,"

submitted 91 days ago • 207 comments

Go ahead. Put in your bio that you’re “pan poly and partnered.” Tell me you’re “witchy and switchy.” Say you’re “looking for queerdos.” Put that you’re “allowed to play without him.” Match with me even though you’re married. Tell me you’re newly out and a trans woman would be “a good place to start”

submitted 94 days ago • 30 comments

Hey quick question, what the fuck?

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird

submitted 100 days ago • 868 comments

I got a bill from some blood tests I had done. $558 pre insurance. I pay $266.12 per month for my insurance. Insurance covered $7.01. It will forever remain a mystery why Luigi did the Luigi.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Another week, another Rushmore Rushdown! Check to see how I did! youtu.be/ohg1vu1ZKD8?...

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

submitted 172 days ago • 243 comments

Fuck Verizon so bad. I try to cancel and get a refund in October they tell me I can't because it's billed in advance. I cancel my full account before my next billing cycle again. They keep charging me. I call to get a refund and can't because it was for "the previous cycle".

submitted 177 days ago • 1 comment

Trust me there are a bunch of legs back there. Like a ton of them. They stomps.

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe too on the nose but what tcg/lcg/ccg gamer doesn't love a faerie in blue?

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

Love that anyone who plays a strategy game called "CIVILIZATION", "AGE OF EMPIRES", "CRUSADER KINGS" etc is a gentle soft-left liberal internationalist nerd, and anyone who plays one called "MAGIC GIRLS GO!! KIRAKIRA PINK HARMONY" is a full-on Nazi

submitted 182 days ago • 14 comments

Imagine how poorly healthcare CEOs must be sleeping right now 😮‍💨 I hope they get to rest in peace soon! 😔

submitted 182 days ago • 29 comments

This is such a beautiful comparison because the regret from both comes from the societal pressures of your own tastes/identity.

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

Do digital wings on a digital dragon count? Asking for an anarch runner (me)

submitted 183 days ago • 1 comment

Being trans/gender queer on internet is so funny sometimes because advertisers have no idea what to sell you. One ad is for Hers weight loss and hair restoration the next is for Manly Bands manly wedding rings.

submitted 186 days ago • 0 comments

Don't ask me how I know this, but I guarantee you this man has hit on a woman by calling her "Soul Sister".

submitted 186 days ago • 1 comment

Well I had a good run before the bots found me. Now to destroy every machine I see today.

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments