dinolaurrexnut.bsky.social
Obsessed with my dog. Weird aunt. USPS superfan. Minneapolis improv and sketch comedy.
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Also, vanity.
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Citation? My bachelor's degree is in linguistics, which means I know every language perfectly.
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It's called #resistance
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Dumbasses. enddei.ed.gov
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This is the kind of energy and work ethic you can get from me if I'm able to get near-36 hours of sleep in three nights.
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It's in my closet, which I kind of just hang things in and forget about because I never get dressed or leave my home, and I had to get a stool and unscrew a light fixture.
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Isaac heard me yelling from upstairs. No. No no no.
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Also, tap water will give you brain worms? Noooo thanxxx
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You're not wrong! Asking us to shoot water through our skulls' secret passages is TOO MUCH
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Reason #1 neti pots don't work for me--the water won't go through when my allergies are at all heightened. I lay down and it just dribbles out.
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Cars are all windows, though. I've cried in my car while driving, obvi, but screaming should be a pull-over somewhere secluded moment.
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The soundtrack is unstoppable!
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Only if you want to. O-neders for lyfe
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Also furiously taking ADHD assessments online. I do not have it, but I would love to discover a new diagnosis beyond "clinical depression, late-stage capitalism, and fascism."
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Oops, your old mansion is literally built out of multigenerational betrayals and is not structurally sound!
So sorry, your inherited privilege can blow away with bitch behavior like the dust piles you rode in on!
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You know what you did
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I was approved and consolidated and everything!!