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diptych.bsky.social
Jam fancier. They/them. https://linktr.ee/justdiptych
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Some days, the very idea of being a writer seems laughably pretentious. You think your thoughts are so good that people will pay you for them? Do your farts smell so good that people will pay to sniff them, too? The mad thing is, it works. You just gotta practice being the best farter you can be.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Oh, man, never again. I signed up for one of those adopt-an-aristocrat apps. I was hoping for a top-class lord, all haunted and interesting, smoking hashish and writing mournful poetry.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Love seeing someone get close to cats for the first time and post something like 'my new cat follows me around and climbs on top of me and headbutts me and makes a growling noise, does he hate me???'

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

DID YOU KNOW: The name 'Isabelle' is derived from the phrase '(she) is a belle (a beautiful girl)'. Similarly, a less attractive baby might be named 'Isntabelle'.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

If you ever see this, it means some rat fuck of a quiz setter has got one over on you.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I'll be on JOY Drive (joy.org.au/joydrive/) at 5.45 on Monday evening talking about queergoldfields.au, if anyone wants to listen in!

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

(trying to insult someone by implying their testicles are smaller than is usual) Damn, did this girl arrive in a cardboard box? Because she's packing peanuts.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment