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dirtbaglexi.bsky.social
Stupid bi trans commie, in my evil arc, 🏳️‍⚧️ no 🧢, Marxist Leninist, 50000 Queer Hot Couch Parties 🎉
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Oooh i need me an elixer so bad

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."

submitted 50 days ago • 234 comments

i promise you will not guess who this is about.

submitted 50 days ago • 21 comments

Uh yeah I think I'm hot, I have scarlet fever and my joints hurt.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I'm the lords gayest faggot this holiday season

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Any issue can be a winning one for the republicans if democrats just roll over and do absolutely nothing

submitted 69 days ago • 16 comments

Y'all hear about that girl that turned into a tree? She had a certain Jen Is Sequoia.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

GREAT NEWS WITCHES VACCINES CONNECT US TO THE UNIVERSAL PENTAGRAM OF APOLLO ⭐️🌟🌠 #witchsky

submitted 78 days ago • 90 comments

Literally my patron saint now

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

This is my favorite little cryptid

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submitted 87 days ago • 518 comments

post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes

submitted 87 days ago • 171 comments

Love this fella 😍

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

THE THIN GREY LINE: RETWEET TO SUPPORT INSURANCE COMPANY CEOS SHOT IN THE LINE OF DUTY AND THE SACRIFICES THESE GREY HAIRED MEN MAKE EVERY DAY FOR THEIR COUNTRY

submitted 88 days ago • 30 comments

I love waking up bright and early to the sound of my baby violently shitting his jammies when he's got a tummy bug. Great way to start the day, the assault on your nose is so strong you don't even need coffee to be fully alert.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

it’s giving… tuesday

submitted 89 days ago • 2 comments

Buddy I'm trying to make the team

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Looks better

submitted 89 days ago • 60 comments

Tonight we let the dragon speak

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Need me a PhD in speech language pathology before voice training

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

“Knee surgery” is the hottest meme right now. Specifically the Grinch saying he has knee surgery tomorrow. There are dozens of blinch (blue grinch) knee surgery meme accounts on Instagram. This is what your children are doing

submitted 90 days ago • 103 comments

Cats know when you've had 4 hours of sleep and then bop you in the face

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Imma be more active on the gay social media app

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Time flies when you're having fun 🥰

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

just drank an entire can of soda in like 45 minutes. no bullshit

submitted 374 days ago • 58 comments

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #429,946!

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

I heard that this is where all my fellow queers are

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

Only dumb queers can share this

submitted 485 days ago • 0 comments

Free Palestine y'all, fuck the apartheid state of Israel. If you support the government of Israel then you're literally supporting ethnic cleansing.

submitted 501 days ago • 0 comments

Got an email from Hirbawi this morning - the last and only factory in Palestine. They make Kufiyas, they ship internationally and they are asking for pre-orders that they will fulfil when the blockade is lifted. A kufiya is €25, shipping to UK is €8. Get on it www.kufiya.org

submitted 504 days ago • 5 comments

What if instead of Sam's Club it was Sam's Chub and it was a gay bar the size of a warehouse?

submitted 513 days ago • 0 comments

Caleb.

submitted 513 days ago • 0 comments

Can't believe my student loans are starting up and we didn't get an ounce of relief. Fuck this country so much, its absolutely rotten to its core.

submitted 520 days ago • 0 comments

Pitch=my friend. Resonance=my sworn nemesis. Why are you such a tougher aspect of voice training!?

submitted 529 days ago • 0 comments

Slamming my head into the wall during meetings is going to be much more noticeable when they get my ass in the office. Their fault if that makes them uncomfortable though, shoulda let me queer anxiety ridden ass stay remote.

submitted 552 days ago • 0 comments

it was the fuck aroundiest of times, it was the find outiest of times

submitted 569 days ago • 20 comments

I will admit that if I'm forced to go back into the office I'll be more active on here. But that's as a protest basically.

submitted 569 days ago • 0 comments

[Fortune]Forcing workers back to the office may be backfiring: Flexible workplaces are hiring talent twice as fast as those requiring full-time attendance - Fortune Firms embracing remote work are experiencing a major advantage: More people want to work for them, as unpopular RTO mandates become...

submitted 571 days ago • 0 comments