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C-list footballsky transsexual + author // debut novel: ONE OF THE BOYS, LQ, 5/13/25 // buffalo partisan + great lakes separatist // victoria.monster // 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 //
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leaving for the airport in 36 hours and only just made a packing list lol fuck you

making some ice cream for the first time ever, practicing my author signature, listening to the pentiment soundtrack

the first two seasons i was old enough to follow hockey, the sabres played in the eastern conference finals. they have now been a punchline for more than half of my life

Mato Tipila, 2/22/2025, 11:11:45 AM

wait. which one am i

i remember back in the day when we wouldnt even think about a 26 year old rookie QB who started 10 games one (1) time in seven (7) collegiate seasons. bring back shame!

for the uninitiated: tyler shough is older than trevor lawrence

this is not a fringe opinion on draft twitter btw. so many draft guys think tyler shough is gonna be a franchise QB

unfortunately the menswear guy has always been right

hey, i know i've been alluding to this for a while, but: i'm gonna be in denver for the american bookseller association's annual winter institute next week, somehow! talking ONE OF THE BOYS! being An Author in real life! so if you're a book industry person and you'll be there, say hi!

i finished PENTIMENT last night and i was sooooooooo into everything about Act III until the exact moment it is that revealed [redacted] actually survived Act II

all the rye bread in pentiment inspired me. so here’s a rustic ass loaf of rye bread

Mato Tipila, 2/19/2025, 2:26:38 PM

thank god clawson gets to enjoy his money in peace and i never have to watch this bullshit again

There is always the "everything in the ancient world sucked if you actually think about it" argument for this but, other than aqueducts and arches, there is pretty much nothing about Roman society that was better than any notable alternative