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dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
jewelry/art handle @bespooke.bsky.social very bad person (quality wise) aggressively monogamous
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I expected theatrics, yowling, trying to escape his harness/collar. nothing of the sort! he meowed a bit, got comfortable, and went to sleep. wakes up occasionally to say hello and go back to sleep. he hasn't even attempted to wiggle out of his harness!
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we are on the highway and the cat has started yelling and wiggling a lot the dog keeps trying to climb in the front seat please pray for us
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he is guilty since birth
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it isn't like cops were up until this minute actually "protecting and serving" and not terrorizing their communities. they love this shit, they might get to kill someone!
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just fyi the people who own uline are massive trump supporters who give a ton of money to the gop
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he is deeply cishet and did not know how to lean into it lol
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this is in fact real and not a joke lol I didn't know either until I tried to boost his business on my twitter account
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yeah sorry it definitely took me a second lol. I was like "what nerd ass teenager spends their time separating cilantro seeds from- oh."
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OH I get it, no we didn't lol
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we spent our teenaged years doing much different things
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that being said, critical support to the people currently fighting ice and the lapd in the streets
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like buddy if you had any idea what some of us wanna do to the rich you'd shit
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I love the guy in the motorcycle helmet just pelting them with rocks lol
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I was like "yeah I'll wake up early and do everything I need to get done" then went out drinking last night. woke up at 1 😎
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NOPE
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it drives me nuts because there's so many sexist shitty dudes in beer league. like dudes who have been bowling half the time I have trying to coach me and every woman around them and shit. I need a large hole!!
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anyway, I would totally fight that guy
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*but, not not
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like if we were really close, that could be mildly funny. I guess. but we're not! I don't even remember this guy's first name! not he sure is overly familiar with me
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so I just raised my eyebrows, turned my back to this guy, and ignored him for several hours. my bf missed this interaction entirely and was pissed on my behalf afterwards where do men get the unmitigated gall? why do they think their blatant misogyny is humour
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and obviously someone saw the look on my face (incredulous I imagine) and said "uh wtf" and he laughed and said "she knows I'm kidding" but like. what's the joke. what's the punchline. that you called some ostensibly female person a bitch? it's not funny?
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haha thanks! yeah I've done it a lot, I was in youth league from like 7-16 then worked at a bowling alley on and off for years in my 20s. I started beer league last year and am a big fan
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not great, 186, 158, 106 lol. that last game was brutal, it was "galactic bowling" by that time so I couldn't see my goddamn mark
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oh you look so pretty and happy!! your smile reminds me of janis joplin. I'm so glad you're so happy!!
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are you asking my scores or what kind of ball I use lol
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I'm not american and this did not happen in america lol
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lookit this sweetie pie