Profile avatar
dirtvonnegut.bsky.social
Won’t soul music change now that our souls have turned strange?
57 posts 165 followers 290 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter

I work at a university and am under immediate threat of losing my livelihood because of these little goblin shits and their “opinions”, so what exactly the fuck is this about @npr.org ?

@netw3rk.bsky.social you’ve probably got this answer a dozen times already but the song you want is No More I Love Yous by Annie Lennox youtu.be/NSkboTTTmpg?...

I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

Criterion should put out a Timeless Toni Storm blu ray, not kidding.

Going to petco for a big ol bag of cat litter to eat pre-flight so my poop will have somewhere to go and I won’t need the airplane bathroom

I recently went thru an interview that went on for four American hours, then a month later they emailed me to let me know they didn’t actually want to fill the position after all

I don’t wanna be surprised, I want a new switch

Raw really just showed a long clip of the rock getting drunk and then driving off in his truck, what the fuck

This is like being antivax for food

(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school

they have been treating us all like a stray dog which if you kicked it you could make it puke up money. they can all burn to death in their beds

generally I'm anti-murder but honestly if I have to read one more essay preaching at me about how this healthcare executive's life was more sacred than any of the other thousands killed in America every month I may alter my position

If Inside the NBA spent a fraction of the time they spend in every broadcast opining about "the old days" on explaining the games that are actually happening this problem would vanish in a single week

Matt Gaetz looks like a Ted Bundy funko pop

“This post has 150K likes” and “we’ll be on mars in 2027” come from the same source man, c’mon

Ohhhh my god you think bluesky’s an echo chamber? Should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? Should we invite the bunnymen?