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🔞 sometimes! | howdy i’m hawke! 24 | she/any lesbian | FFXIV, WoW, DD2, BG3, TES, etc. - scooping gravel into my mouth 🥰 art once every blue moon! 🐸 mother miranda’s stupidest fan
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really want to draw hounding fishing in the sludge lakes of undermine, i know she feels so at home there

YEAHHHHH WE CAN DRINK AND DRIVE IN WARCRAFT LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

me when i'm asked who the protagonist of the hit game 1000xRESIST is

also comically as someone who mains undead, it feels surprisingly cozy. the green sludge reminds me of home (undercity). i miss sludge city dearly and so undermine is my new home. ALSO GOBLIN ZONES ARE ALWAYS SO GOOD the devs always put 1000000 little fun things to find in the gob zones, i love it

undermine is my favorite wow patch hands down I LOVE GOBLINS I SPENT ALL NIGHT IN GOBLIN TOWN. 10/10 favorite ever. i love the goblin humor. it gets even funnier since im working in an office/construction setting like this shit is so funny. like this shit is SO on the nose i love it.

oh my god this is the coolest shit

leveled a beast master to 80 for the first time yesterday. the day immedietly after they completely overhaul the entire job CKDMFJCKEKFJFJJFJFJEJ HELP? HELP

🦖 Daily Paleo 🦖; Retymaijychampsa beckerorum From Middle Triassic Brazil, "Becker's strong legged crocodile" is a newly described small Proterochampsid archosauromorph with a long skull tipped with a narrow snout, and strong hind limbs potentially used to help ambush prey Art by paleo_caio

HELP. SO THEY DIDNT MEAN FOR IT TO BE LAHACRED AT ALL THE ARTIST JUST GRABBED THE WRONG DECADE OLD REFERENCE PIC????? GIRL IVE BEEN THERE

ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened

She's on her lunch break come back later #art #worldofwarcraft #goblin

the pet i made an entirely new character for and speedran 2/3 of the bfa leveling campaign for bc it only appears once and you have to glitch the instance to take it vs the pet im using #wow #worldofwarcraft

also yes i’ve been running around with mudskippers as pets and they are so hardy it’s so fucking funny. i love them so much you have no idea

this is to say that yes i have hounding at 79 (im too tired to get the last bit but ill get it easy tomorrow) also beast master is so fucking chill LMAOOO

me: “man i’ve never really been into leveling very much” finishes up leveling like 3 toons to lvl 70 and 2 to lvl 80 in three days

the full lineup so far . these have been very delightful as style tests

my new favorite thing recently has been those jazz covers of popular pop albums. i listened to a chappell roan version the other day and now im on a billie eilish one and its sooo nice. this one is bossa nova!

ive drawn late game xiv Rhi so much, i wonder if people think their default hairstyle is the long ass mullet because even in that universe, they have shorter hair too!

MY SHAYLAAAA (sorry i have a disease called i love the undead in world of warcraft)

very funny how i somehow brought up all three of my exes today all in separate ways on here. it all came up organically too it’s funny as fuck GJRNFJFJDB

actually VERY funny seeing how the way i play wow has been shaped by my ex, like when he said a frost mage would be too complicated for me and i would never figure it out. so when i dumped him i immediately made a frost mage and got her to 120 and she’s been my main for years

i think it is incredibly funny that somewhere deep in the pit of my heart, one of the reasons i try so hard and do ridiculous grinds for transmog items is bc my ex made fun of me when i first started the game bc i “had terrible outfits” (i had 3 gold coins to my name and had been playing for 1 week)

i missed my rogue so bad, i missed Roole. my beloved. my green bean. relearning rogue (i suck so bad and i love it)

joel made a more detailed imdhaunae sonic oc and she is so cute,

they liked him at the drive thru

56 DEGREES TODAY?? OH LETS GOOOOOO FINALLY GETTING OUT OF THE 10’S AND BELOW