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🔞 sometimes! | howdy i’m hawke! 24 | she/any lesbian | FFXIV, WoW, DD2, BG3, TES, etc. - scooping gravel into my mouth 🥰 art once every blue moon! 🐸 mother miranda’s stupidest fan
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she’s befriended the rats, i’m HUNTING more rats to befriend
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me when asked who the purple one is: “i hardly ever know her”
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ALSO THE MUSICCCCCC oh it slays. i just love jazzy stuff so it calls to me. and the fuckass car i LOVE THE CAR. i am horrible at driving it and i have never had a better time. i think it might make me a tough motion sick and yet i go on fast and furious
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me yesterday: “wow this is so fun and relaxing! i’m mowing down mobs! hehe yay!”
me now: “IM IN THE FUCKING TRENCHES”
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i’m literally always so down to listen to new things, my taste is deep and vast
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OOOOOH THANK YOU
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can’t spell horse without the letters r o e
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SOOOOOOOO TRUE!!!
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HELL YESSSSSSS omg i need to get a box…. i love the ones that also have like, pepper jack cheese with them i love the jalapeño taste with a slimothu jimothy
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ooooooh good choice good choice. this makes me kinda wanna grab a slim jim later ooooooh
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i hope it’s good too! every few months i’m violently shaken by the urge to play wow and i am unfortunately back in the mines, pray for me
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Roole!!!! 💣
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i love the gobbies so much…. and they’re releasing a GIANT goblin update tomorrow it’s such a win
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will never get over him saying “now HERE is a good outfit, all the colors match and it FITS” (he had been playing for a decade). i then promptly told him that he forgot he was colorblind bc all of the “red” in the outfit was actually green
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she was also my first maxed character 🙂↕️ and i finally got to play horde since he insisted we played alliance 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ i am not often motivated by spite but in the case of world of warcraft, it molded me beautifully. now i genuinely love the game LMAOOOO
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the MAIN strong drive is my love for video game fashion. but also i love putting him to shame and he was a rper too so the stakes were steep
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she looks like she took all the rings god bless. they belong to her now as far as i’m concerned
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sending some more relaxing dreams your way!! maybe after you’re more used to melatonin, the dreams will chill out a touch!
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oh my god i feel that, i used to take some melatonin gummies - while they helped, my dreams were WILD. they’re already always super crazy vivid but they felt next level with melatonin. i hope it’s helping with sleep a bit at least!!
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oh that is DIRE OOF, here it seems a bit more relaxed so i’m manifesting some warmth where you are
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YAYYYYYY i cant wait to be a certified lawyer thank uuuuuuuuu jennyyyyyyyyyy
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perfect. can you also take it for me thanks
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you’re hired now we just both need to pass the bar exam
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hell they can wear a blonde wig to get the job done who wants to do that with me