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Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

anyone who hasn't posted in the past 2 weeks is under suspicion of being a fed who got laid off

Every liberal "paper of record": maybe the fascists have a point Eater: Know your rights

seeing that polling on congressional dems and thinking about the steadily growing impact of blue wave emoji types learning, hands on, that the "how dare you speak to me" attitude from elected dems is in fact not reserved exclusively for lefties, youth, and minorities

A couple nights ago Wisconsin's (pretty meek) governor announced that his budget will include stringent regulations for insurance company claim denials. Brian Thompson hasn't quite become a Shinzo Abe type figure, but he's not too far off.

ok hear me out what if that 2012 mayan calander shit was real and is the Bad Place

One of the worst grifters out there - it was very funny when her shitty posts were used against her in her bid for Biden cabinet confirmation.

GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment

Rosen has voted for 7 of Trump's nominees. Yesterday she was the lone Democrat to vote for Kelly Loeffler to lead the Small Business Administration. Loeffler & her husband (CEO of the company that owns NY Stock Exchange) sold millions in stock after she attended a closed COVID briefing in Jan 2020.

Microsoft's announcement that their new quantum chip has a new state of matter is such an audacious lie, just like Google's announcement their quantum chip calculates in parallel universes sadly no journalist is smart enough to say "they're lying" on a newspaper so we're fucked

gravedigger of american democracy. a more malign influence than john c calhoun.

you know what I do feel better theonion.com/when-youre-f...

is it good if over half of americans think we currently don’t live in a legitimate state?

decided to become the weird conspiracy theory guy at work but only about harmless conspiracies i make up. told my coworker that "elephants don't even eat peanuts bro, look it up" but then i got curious and looked it up and apparently peanuts are bad for elephants. so now i don't know what to think

Checking a reference, I've had occasion to reread Ursula K Le Guin's Foreword to 'Tales from Earthsea'. The following passage struck me forcefully in the light of current international events. "Past events exist, after all, only in memory, which is a form of imagination. (continues) 1/3

The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky

They're dismantling the agency that can, if it did robust enforcement, fill the deficit. For every $1 it spends on enforcement it generates $5-$9 in revenue. We lose ~1 trillion dollars each year to tax fraud, mostly from the rich. Musk paid no income tax in 2021 www.propublica.org/article/the-...

So: 1. Some people who took the deferred resignation program were fired. 2. Some people who were fired are now being rehired. This just underlines how chaotic the process is. They don't care about the damage they are doing. www.govexec.com/workforce/20...

Anyone cheering this on is a moron and frankly should be prevented from ever having any hold on power in any capacity.

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

Nursing a take that the major Silicon Valley firms can be understood as organized crime syndicates and perform some of the same functions as the old ones used to — money laundering, feeding addictions, skirting regulations, political influence.

people say a dem fox news wouldn't go that well but propublica's 'we go after shitheads you don't like' attitude is exactly like that

Those of you who think this take might be extreme have no idea how much damage these gangs (which is what they'd be if they weren't rich) have done to this country. Heritage has had a finger in the piece of every regressive push for the past 30 years. Federalists are even worse.

Another way the dictatorship might kill you. This is from a friend who is a retired air traffic controller.

If we’ve learned anything from the 2024 cycle it’s that largely democratic consultants make candidates nervous and then those candidates go on to not do media (social or conventional) and then said candidate loses….

they're crashing planes by the boatload now

we might get a bonus march situation soon enough

It’s me, I’m one of them! I am PASSIONATE about moderation, I want to be NO MORE THAN halfway between things that are good and things that are horrible. Whatever they are! I will kill to occupy the center, or a bit right of that maybe. Let’s fuckin GO!

Usually I take an edible before bed so I don’t dream but I swear to god this morning I woke up in the middle of one where the Cleveland Indians changed their name to the Cleveland Findians and the mascot was still Chief Wahoo but it was the Wahoo species of fish in a fire chief hat

these guys spent 60 kajillion dollars to make a computer forget how to do math

Imagine you're just some 30-something guy who converts to one of the world's major religions and in less than a decade its spiritual leader is rebuking you in front of the entire world That's how big a loser JD Vance is apnews.com/article/pope...

M'lord the peasants say you have given them the ick

The top two stories on Axios right now make kind of a funny juxtaposition. One is about how Johnson can’t avoid a shutdown without Democratic votes. Two is about how mad Dem reps are at their constituents for telling them to do something, when they’re in the minority and obviously can’t do anything.

i think this might be the actual worst tv theme song ive ever heard

scientific industrial base put to the blade by people that shouldn't be described as technocrats

This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake.

this is basically what China is accused of doing every time they announce some disease detection

the crown jewels got "forked" to a guy running a ddos linked ASN w Russian domains. very normal, not going to give the security office guys each a stroke

NYT and WaPo still aren't running with the names WIRED published 3 days ago

a good part of me thinks that in addition to everything else, the reason they are scrubbing these stories is they do not want disadvantaged kids to believe they can aspire to anything other than their designated “black” or “hispanic” or “woman” job