discovolante.bsky.social
Studies have shown that we, like sheep, are prone to share fatal doses of malcontent through osmosis...
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...the Franklin/Covey corporate guru seminars and assorted merch it spawned in airport hotel ballrooms seemed to debase a self-help book that felt well-intended.
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Will be curious to hear Mike's take on "7 Habits," whenever it comes out. As a hikikomori high schooler in the 90s, I found it helpful if only for the "private victories before public victories," as well as the time/goal management stuff. But...
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Trump must be pissed that far more than half of NFL players are "DEI hires."🙄
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"Hard wok"?
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I believe it's spelled with a "P." Still, I can't help but feel sorry for his brothers, Tiny and Phimosis.
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Aaron Maté is going to be absolutely...unfazed by this. 🙄
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One sore prostate.
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It was death, actually.
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So the price of democracy is merely a fraction-of-fraction of an oligarch's worth. Hypothetically speaking, seems like a true revolution now begins with the billionaire class. Hypothetically speaking...
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As a sufferer of panic attacks, I think this was crafted after taking benzos...cuz I haven't watched either show, but this totally makes sense.
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"Fuck it, We're 50 and Infertile: Time for My Cousin and I to Come Together for Christmas"
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This is very true, and, in my experience, it's quite useful for closing the third one after slamming the first two within 30 seconds. 😅
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Assassination coordinates?
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1. A perfect bowel movement;
2. The sound of epically-traveled ocean waves hissing as they reach out to the last grains of sand before returning to yet another near-eternity of liquid churn;
3. Boobs.
In this order.
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This is exactly how my dad (who's now 77 yo) looks when it's past 11am and he senses, "It ain't happening today."
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I know we're not friends, but as a Raider fan I feel directly attacked by this!
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youtu.be/3a9YU1SVbSE?...
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Mike Johnson's son's porn alarm is going to go off constantly after Mike's night of watching nearly-nude men grapple.
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A sheep! That beats the two-person cow costume from Top Secret. Brilliant.
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I don't believe this represents even a small minority of Trump voters, and should not become the dominant narrative. "The other guy will enable even more genocide" is peak hubris. Most stayed home, while others protest voted. Offer to end genocide if you want votes!
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Rad, but this feels like beating a dead horse in the mouth of a whale through the eye of a needle on a camel's back to california dreaming on a sea of forgotten heartbreak hotels. You dig?
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This is the content I crave...right before purging. PUKE IN THAT THANG! (Or at least near it, for cleaning purposes)
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I have no idea what you mean, but I trust you meant it well (and hilariously)!
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Agreed...BUT the House Report on Gaetz is going to drop in less than 24 hours, most Repubs hate him, and Desantis is free to appoint some crazier than shit people in 2 house seats and one senate seat. Maybe Desantis appoints himself to Rubio's seat?!? More crazy-ass shit to come, I'm sure.
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Keep up the fight, my man. 🤙🏼
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Glad to see Mina and Benji migrate over here. Hope my Athletic beat reporters make their way over.
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It's Ohtani or bust imo.
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Most especially if you masturbate while consuming it. (That's what my 77 year-old mom said, anyway).
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Fuck metaphorical! I haven't showered in days
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Little bro, you gave me a code to join this place back in the days of way back. This is how I'll start my listening day (while nodding and using polite Japanese all the while. 😂) youtu.be/EBpS2Ne3shY?...
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Exactly how I felt about "Perfect Strangers." And if you don't understand, that's on you.
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He ain't gonna make it. Just enough time to find a non-extradition island in the caribbean.
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How about vaccines, Jeff? Shall we measles?
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No idea what that means, yet hell yeah!
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People-who-shit-in-brush erasure!
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Which do you you wear more often? 😇
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Thought this was a Joe Pesci, Lethal Weapon reference. Well done, in any case!
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As a young Gen Xer who grew up w/a county prosecutor as a dad (and turnt his ass leftist!✊🏼), the 5th circ. is like a Kids in the Hall version of '80s/'90s complaints about 9th circ. judicial activism. Hope Tornado Alley bowls a 300 soon.
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Hip hop hooray...