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Preschooler mom. Noodle dog wrangler. Grassroots activist. Warm sourdough bread and salted butter enthusiast. 📍 Where the 🌉 meets the 🌊
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Colman Domingo’s voice acting in the new Spider-Man show is truly a tasty little treat for the ears 🤌

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Me on Poshmark favoriting silver western wear for the Cowboy Carter tour I will inevitably not be able to get tickets for

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him. There’s a lesson there!

submitted 40 days ago • 134 comments

If you see this, post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

This is a PSA: Trader Joe’s now has frozen platano maduro. If you, like me, want to eat your weight in platano maduro but the store doesn’t always have ripe plantains, and you are too lazy to fry them sonsabitches up every day, now you CAN have it all.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I know Nikki personally and can confirm she is an angel on earth and her business deserves your support.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth…plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice. Anybody could do it; it required no brains at all. It merely required no character.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know $50 could make me the proud owner of a countertop bullet ice maker.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

After nearly three decades, a Minnesota summer camp for kids with HIV/AIDS is closing and up for sale... because retroviral drugs are so effective that there aren't enough campers. Science works, y'all. www.startribune.com/closure-of-n...

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Me when there is late night noise in my neighborhood: “It’s annoying but I should mind my business and calling the cops is not the answer.” Me when there is late night noise in my in-law’s upper class red neighborhood:

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Can’t help but be happy for the skycam at the Eras tour. That li’l robot fella usually just watches sports and tonight he gets to see a concert 🥲

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Making phone calls with Moms Demand action for as many minutes as I can a day! Enter your zip code here to find a phone bank or canvas: momsdemandaction.org/events/

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment

The movie Babes is great so far but the Zodiac killer being her OBGYN is taking me out

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

Taking after political candidates and am gonna start texting my friends like this:

submitted 212 days ago • 52 comments

This is such a joyful photo AND she is making the Gene Parmesan face and I love it.

submitted 225 days ago • 0 comments

KHIVE RISE UP WE RIDE NOW LFG

submitted 236 days ago • 0 comments

Having your assets seized and also having bacteria identified in your colon DOES seem frustrating!

submitted 358 days ago • 0 comments

The energy I intend to bring to the New Year.

submitted 439 days ago • 7 comments

I do not make a habit of checking Facebook anymore, but when I do I am inundated with AI/photoshopped photos of celebrities in my feed. Does everyone have this experience or is it a function of my browsing habits? It makes me hate Facebook even more than I already did.

submitted 440 days ago • 0 comments

Me immediately thinking of Tommy DeVito from Jersey Boys every time I see this man’s name. And honestly, who’s to say he’s NOT Tommy DeVito from Jersey Boys.

submitted 459 days ago • 0 comments

What just went down in the Niners - Eagles game makes me miss the bad site in the old days. I need to know what happened.

submitted 467 days ago • 1 comment

It is almost Carptenters Christmas Portrait time of year and my body is READY

submitted 497 days ago • 0 comments

I inadvertently lost my long Wordle streak and feel really sad about it? Like I must have just forgotten to do it a few days ago, and I knew I would lose it at some point, but I’m surprised about how bummed I am?

submitted 526 days ago • 0 comments

Footage of Taylor Swift at the Chiefs game is my Zapruder film now.

submitted 536 days ago • 0 comments

I thought Bed Bath and Beyond went out of business, how are they still emailing me 5 times a day???

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