disgracekelly.bsky.social
Preschooler mom. Noodle dog wrangler. Grassroots activist. Warm sourdough bread and salted butter enthusiast.
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Within the first 10 minutes of this film I looked at my husband with wet eyes and said “I think this movie is here to break me”
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Do we think the skycam fell in love with the roomba not knowing that they’re not both robots???
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Live shot of NFL Twitter crossing the bridge and finally allowing my soul to rest peacefully here
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It takes literally less than 15 mins to get trained to phone bank and you DO NOT have to hard sell— it’s mostly just making sure people have the info they need to vote!
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Hot girl lasagna
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Ok my 2.5 y/o son also brought a very realistic rubber worm from daycare and was also supremely attached to it? Why are they like this, is it biological?
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Whenever our dog looks pissed at us we always say she’s threatening to call Sarah (McLachlan)
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I’ve done community management for a few popular US brands that have nothing in common other than constant unceasing daily comments saying WE LOVE U IN BRAZIL PLEASE COME TO BRAZIL. Brazilian fans are so hyped up and enthusiastic!
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I saw this pit bull/greyhound mix in a birthday hat on Reddit months ago and saved it just so I could take a look whenever I needed a pick-me-up. Hope it does the same for you.
This guy looks like he knows how to party.
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Thank you for bringing Love is Blind discourse to this app, it’s one of the things I’ve missed from The Bad Place. PS re: the boring parts, I watch at 1.5x and just slow it down when it gets to something good.
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My two year old who is otherwise quite verbal has, to this day, never said the word “cookie”. Just pantomimes Cookie Monster shoveling cookies into his mouth. All hail our king.
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There are so many people on this earth who I do not want to hear squat from and is at the top of the list.
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Is this the winner or the loser???
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I manager customer service for a tech company and I fucking hate this billboard and it makes me want to never buy their product
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Fast food can’t charge for extra sauce, you get as much sauce as you want (within reason).