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distortedmess.bsky.social

A chaotic craving cat🐈 (They/Them) Bisexual Cheese lover, water drinker, bird watcher. Fun fact about myself: I own 4 elevator hand rails

182 posts 55 followers 103 following

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Just opened my first gold card!!!!

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this is lena any time we're out for a walk

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

lamb of tartary and rebirth [ #art ]

submitted 5 days ago • 28 comments

ME: [staring out the window reflecting on how my life got here after I ate the 18 month old chocolate bar that had been sitting on the kitchen table] ROOMMATE: did you eat the 18 month old chocolate bar that had been sitting on the kitchen table? ME: no

submitted 6 days ago • 13 comments

"No gods but us." #art

submitted 128 days ago • 2 comments

🐾🐾.

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

sky umbrella 🌙

submitted 13 days ago • 29 comments

Bust Up Commission on VGen for @plebvt.bsky.social 🩷💕 #art #commission #digitalart #pixelart #vtuber #ドット絵

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

School starts again today, wish me luck or something :3

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Good morning cuties 💜

submitted 25 days ago • 7 comments

BONK

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Human Altitude xkcd.com/3039

submitted 37 days ago • 288 comments

ehehehe dont know why, but i had to make this :3

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

One thing I do admire about Smurf culture is how each one has an equal and unique role in their society where some of them are actual jobs like Housebuilder Smurf, but then there’s a guy just called Jerk Smurf whose job it is to be a jerk and that makes me feel like I have value as well

submitted 39 days ago • 79 comments

he takes a sippy

submitted 40 days ago • 16 comments

THERAPIST: You need more friends ME: I put bird seed that attracts raccoons in the backyard, last week THERAPIST: ... ME: ... THERAPIST: ... So all of these- ME: [surrounded by raccoons] Whatever you have to say to me, you can say in front of the garbage boys

submitted 42 days ago • 25 comments

ME: [opens video called "Easy Meals When I Don't Feel Like Cooking"] VIDEO: These recipes only take about 30 minutes to make- ME: [closes video]

submitted 42 days ago • 98 comments

new schedule for the week! bonus stream at 12pm Monday :3 hope to see you all soon!! <3

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It would be impolite to not say hi back Hi!

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Wonder picked this one today. I feel really lucky ^w^

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LIFE HACK

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

he loves his orange juice

submitted 45 days ago • 10 comments

pikachu having a cup of tea

submitted 46 days ago • 14 comments

video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god

submitted 46 days ago • 232 comments

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submitted 47 days ago • 13 comments

Daily bunny no.2827 is in too deep

submitted 48 days ago • 9 comments

Umbreon vibes

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early vcd monday?!?!?! :) 🏀 🚗 www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/ve...

submitted 49 days ago • 5 comments

stuck

submitted 50 days ago • 42 comments

i tried animating lmao

submitted 52 days ago • 37 comments

My body isn’t a temple, it’s a haunted Antarctic research station

submitted 52 days ago • 30 comments

If anyone has a really big cardboard box, cab I have it? Please :3

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

wow I haven't seen you guys in a year! :p | ENVTuber #CTRLTheGame twitch.tv/plebVT

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

anyway the bitch have two moods

submitted 57 days ago • 2 comments