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Just think how nice earth will be after the rapture

submitted 2 days ago • 78 comments

From the creators of "I don't like Rage against the Machine anymore, they've gone woke", we bring you a new, thrilling journey of self discovery:

submitted 13 days ago • 155 comments

God will never give you more than you can handle, unless you were born in the wrong place or don't have money. That makes god super mad.

submitted 698 days ago • 19 comments

you know so many stupid fish are trying to nibble on an F-18 right now and getting absolutely bupkis out of it. but if just one of them figures out how to fly that thing we're fucked

submitted 19 days ago • 87 comments

Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.

submitted 21 days ago • 292 comments

Not a word of this is true. Literally not a word.

submitted 29 days ago • 738 comments

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

although atheists do not believe in the resurrection of jesus christ, surveys show that 90% of atheists do believe that the easter bunny is a real rabbit who distributes eggs and candy to children. you might not agree with them but please remember that everyone’s beliefs should be respected

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Consistently blown away by JK Rowling becoming a generationally beloved writer with more money than god and reacting to that by curdling into a poison-filled ghoul who spends every day shoveling hatred into the world. Could have had anything in the world she wanted and she said "I choose bigotry."

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

almost got his wish…

submitted 46 days ago • 29 comments

Andor is one of the only forms of recent entertainment that has gotten it right, where the fascists are dangerous and scary but also deeply pathetic and wildly stupid.

submitted 49 days ago • 2 comments

The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses

submitted 50 days ago • 152 comments

What will happen is that by early September, RFK will declare vaccines cause autism, they will outlaw vaccines, children will get sick, and they will still develop autism. Not that this is entirely predictable or anything.

submitted 49 days ago • 45 comments

Sure you’ve lost your life savings but hey at least you can say all the slurs you want in the break room of the job you no longer have

submitted 52 days ago • 28 comments

Can’t stop cracking up at this. Incredible.

submitted 56 days ago • 48 comments

Joe Biden sucks but also, if Joe Biden had said something this Grandpa Simpson-esque, it would trigger a weekslong news cycle.

submitted 57 days ago • 2 comments

nothing becomes a burden as quickly as a neck pillow the second you step off an aeroplane

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Shorter: I voted for him because I wanted him to hurt other people. Just not me or my people. The others. The others, only.

submitted 97 days ago • 21 comments

How could one think, after even the most casual and cursory look at who Trump is and what he’s done and said, that he was anything but a wrecking ball? Hope Bob now realizes the bigotry wasn’t worth it

submitted 98 days ago • 349 comments

ok on this one let’s let Elon Musk cook

submitted 99 days ago • 43 comments

Sometimes I feel like I sat down at some point in the mid-aughts and never really got up again.

submitted 107 days ago • 2 comments

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

submitted 117 days ago • 212 comments

Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space

submitted 131 days ago • 556 comments

I can't remember a previous year in my lifetime that I disliked so intensely SO early. 2025 is really, really bad! Like, no other year even comes close, and we are only 16 days in!!

submitted 133 days ago • 2 comments

Every time I eat I use my teeth to make the food small enough to go down my throat, but I wouldnt need to do this if just once I used my teeth to make my throat bigger.

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

You can report price gouging landlords from anywhere!

submitted 136 days ago • 49 comments

Can’t believe I just blithely assumed the Chargers would win this game why would anyone EVER do that

submitted 138 days ago • 33 comments

Pity. www.nfl.com/news/browns-...

submitted 139 days ago • 27 comments

I think the people who fight enormous fires should get more money than the people who harass homeless people but that's just me

submitted 141 days ago • 19 comments

Harrison Butker goes off-brand and misses wide left. Broncos get the ball with 1:04 left.

submitted 144 days ago • 8 comments

Awful move by Jalen McMillan there. Can’t make any gestures referencing weapons in the NFL. Shame on him. Anyways let’s see if the Bucs can get a touchdown in their stadium that shoots cannons from a pirate ship every time they score.

submitted 144 days ago • 22 comments

Hey All. Bad faith lawyers Advocates for Faith and Freedom - the group targeting trans teens in Riverside - put out a call for teens to snitch to them if there is a trans athlete on their sports team. Please flood this form: faith-freedom.com/savegirlsspo...

submitted 147 days ago • 137 comments

Jerry Richardson was forced out of ownership and then died years ago but they still use an SNF intro that was, and this is true, conceived specifically to give him a boner

submitted 151 days ago • 9 comments

shaking fist at sky Luigiiiiii!

submitted 170 days ago • 8 comments

Like I get why someone would say “Hey the guy had kids, think about them when you’re celebrating the man’s death” but I gotta say if my dad died and tons of strangers THRILLED about it I think I’d be a little curious as to why and if I already knew why maybe I wouldn’t think my dad was so great?

submitted 176 days ago • 96 comments