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oh god, it’s true, we’re living in an era of Clippy Maxing

It finally happened. Something that made me change my phone wallpaper for the first time since the Cubs won the World Series in 2016. (May 16! Check your local listings!)

if your sick wife is like three hours from death, busting her free to smoke meth and get railed to slayer one last time is fuckin awesome and sweet and you can't convince me otherwise

Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture.

I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

Licensed to stay still

Yup I laughed

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

Guess they're not interested in the fact that paleontology shows they have a common origin with albatrosses, shearwaters, and petrels.

Most times scoring 10+ runs in first 25 games, Cubs history: 1891: 8 2025: 7 1895: 7 1889: 7 1885: 7 1883: 7 1881: 7 1880: 7 Only other team with 7 10-run performances in first 25g, last 20 years: 2012 Red Sox

I would hope he haunts him except that he shouldn't have to spend MORE time nearby.

This is a great history lesson that's highly relevant today

If you're worried about people remembering every embarrassing thing you did, think about it. Can you remember other people's embarrassing moments? No. That's because you're the only one who's ever done something embarrassing. What the fuck is wrong with you lmao

Cubs beat the Dodgers 16-0, with 14 runs coming in the final three innings. It's the worst home shutout loss in Dodgers history. Ben Brown impressed, tossing 6 shutout innings. Dodgers finished with just 5 hits, all singles, and Cubs pitchers did not issue a walk.

Cubs 16 - Dodgers 0? Yeah, I'll take that.

Wryteres, creators, scoleres, and artistes often (not alwayes) are weirde yn a goode way. Thei challenge norms, seek change, and are not keen on bullshit. Thys must be the appeal of Gen A.I. Profit-based orgs kan get (bad) art wythout the difficultye of dealinge with people who questioun thinges.

here’s a curse word free version of “look it up” as requested by countless teachers and librarians 🥰😘

So Erwin Schrödinger was famous for the whole "Schrödinger's cat" thing. Unknown to many though, he absolutely loved Weiner dogs. So much so that he actually had a pair of them, even rarer that they were twins. Affectionately known as Schrödinger's pair of dach's.

are they... you know *whispers* narrative foils?

Books for life sweepstakes? Don't mind if I do. woobox.com/r2f4rn/r77s1u

Carson Kelly is the first Cubs catcher to hit for the cycle since Randy Hundley on Aug. 11, 1966 vs. Houston.

A wild stat: Carson Kelly became the 3rd player in MLB history to hit for the cycle *and* record two walks in a game. Kelly joins Joe Gordon (Yankees) on Sept. 8, 1940 and Mickey Cochrane (Athletics) on Aug. 2, 1933 to accomplish the feat.

Gosh I love baseball. That Cubs game had *everything*.

business tip: always include your competitors' product in a trailer for your own

"to democratize art is not every person having a cute drawing made in seconds, to democratize art is every person having time and health to learn and make art if they chose to, and mainly to have the means to think and relate introspectively with art."

I didn't know I needed this but I do and now sharing with you.

The feet slaps….the tiny duckling feet slaps 😍😍😍 #tinyduckling #ducklings #FarmLife

Can attest that Fauxmage is used in the wild

alright stage 2 is starting, shamans get healers up, melee remember to GHPP and please try to stay out of cleave range

everyone knows this is bullshit right? this isn't the actual park service and these people are not park service workers. does everyone know this?