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I've just found a clip of a wild bald eagle being weighed and can't stop laughing XD

submitted 3 days ago • 324 comments

oh god, it’s true, we’re living in an era of Clippy Maxing

submitted 5 days ago • 25 comments

It finally happened. Something that made me change my phone wallpaper for the first time since the Cubs won the World Series in 2016. (May 16! Check your local listings!)

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

if your sick wife is like three hours from death, busting her free to smoke meth and get railed to slayer one last time is fuckin awesome and sweet and you can't convince me otherwise

submitted 7 days ago • 233 comments

Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture.

submitted 7 days ago • 71 comments

I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

submitted 8 days ago • 173 comments

Licensed to stay still

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

Yup I laughed

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Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Guess they're not interested in the fact that paleontology shows they have a common origin with albatrosses, shearwaters, and petrels.

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

Most times scoring 10+ runs in first 25 games, Cubs history: 1891: 8 2025: 7 1895: 7 1889: 7 1885: 7 1883: 7 1881: 7 1880: 7 Only other team with 7 10-run performances in first 25g, last 20 years: 2012 Red Sox

submitted 14 days ago • 7 comments

I would hope he haunts him except that he shouldn't have to spend MORE time nearby.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

This is a great history lesson that's highly relevant today

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

If you're worried about people remembering every embarrassing thing you did, think about it. Can you remember other people's embarrassing moments? No. That's because you're the only one who's ever done something embarrassing. What the fuck is wrong with you lmao

submitted 22 days ago • 10 comments

Cubs beat the Dodgers 16-0, with 14 runs coming in the final three innings. It's the worst home shutout loss in Dodgers history. Ben Brown impressed, tossing 6 shutout innings. Dodgers finished with just 5 hits, all singles, and Cubs pitchers did not issue a walk.

submitted 24 days ago • 6 comments

Cubs 16 - Dodgers 0? Yeah, I'll take that.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Wryteres, creators, scoleres, and artistes often (not alwayes) are weirde yn a goode way. Thei challenge norms, seek change, and are not keen on bullshit. Thys must be the appeal of Gen A.I. Profit-based orgs kan get (bad) art wythout the difficultye of dealinge with people who questioun thinges.

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

here’s a curse word free version of “look it up” as requested by countless teachers and librarians 🥰😘

submitted 29 days ago • 420 comments

So Erwin Schrödinger was famous for the whole "Schrödinger's cat" thing. Unknown to many though, he absolutely loved Weiner dogs. So much so that he actually had a pair of them, even rarer that they were twins. Affectionately known as Schrödinger's pair of dach's.

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

are they... you know whispers narrative foils?

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Books for life sweepstakes? Don't mind if I do. woobox.com/r2f4rn/r77s1u

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Carson Kelly is the first Cubs catcher to hit for the cycle since Randy Hundley on Aug. 11, 1966 vs. Houston.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

A wild stat: Carson Kelly became the 3rd player in MLB history to hit for the cycle and record two walks in a game. Kelly joins Joe Gordon (Yankees) on Sept. 8, 1940 and Mickey Cochrane (Athletics) on Aug. 2, 1933 to accomplish the feat.

submitted 36 days ago • 5 comments

Gosh I love baseball. That Cubs game had everything.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

business tip: always include your competitors' product in a trailer for your own

submitted 36 days ago • 32 comments

"to democratize art is not every person having a cute drawing made in seconds, to democratize art is every person having time and health to learn and make art if they chose to, and mainly to have the means to think and relate introspectively with art."

submitted 36 days ago • 20 comments

I didn't know I needed this but I do and now sharing with you.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

The feet slaps….the tiny duckling feet slaps 😍😍😍 #tinyduckling #ducklings #FarmLife

submitted 40 days ago • 38 comments

Can attest that Fauxmage is used in the wild

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submitted 46 days ago • 57 comments

alright stage 2 is starting, shamans get healers up, melee remember to GHPP and please try to stay out of cleave range

submitted 44 days ago • 22 comments

everyone knows this is bullshit right? this isn't the actual park service and these people are not park service workers. does everyone know this?

submitted 48 days ago • 90 comments