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dizzee-ragdoll.bsky.social
She/her I like music, films, TV series, books, podcasts, theatre, comedy, psychology, crime, cats, lists, and the Oxford comma. "It's autistic goth business, you wouldn't understand."
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Totoro in my noodles. I opened the sachet and emptied it into the bowl and it was.....a pair of plastic gloves 😆

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youtu.be/1iqra1ojEvM?...

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Weird little prawn.

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We say from the cradle to the grave when from the womb to the tomb was right there

submitted 12 days ago • 13 comments

Men's skincare regime 😆

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Top tip: People don't actually want to know an interesting fact about the subject they brought up. They just want to say their piece even if it's completely wrong.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Just learning that the managing director of Shoe Zone was named Peter Foot and was replaced by a fella called Terry Boot

submitted 23 days ago • 22 comments

Shit On A Coke Can, Call It "Capitalism" And Claim You're Banksy It's 9:00PM

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Also lunchbox wine (11%) €1.45 🇪🇸

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

1. Nearly a century ago, Nazis burned trans books to usher in fascism. Now, Trump is doing the same, digitally burning all records of transgender people and striking the community from records. This must be seen for what it is: a move towards atrocity. Subscribe to support my journalism.

submitted 23 days ago • 36 comments

€1.39 for a litre of beer ❤️🇪🇸

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Top five grumpy notes written by the father of evolutionary biology, naturalist, and humanist Charles Darwin. #DarwinDay

submitted 35 days ago • 5 comments

Speak up for trans people every single day, especially to your shithead friends and relatives and especially when it’s awkward. Make it your business to make it awkward.

submitted 37 days ago • 5 comments

I got screened out by the Aldi psychometric test with honest answers, and then again with what I thought they wanted. Apply for jobs while autistic is fucking impossible.

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

A homosexual in a musical about Dolly Parton?! 😱

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Is the joke of Curb Your Enthusiasm that Larry is always wrong? Because sometimes I think he's completely right. I need a focus group to discuss every single issue with me and decide whether he's the asshole.

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

How do you summon a waiter? I was told to 'catch their eye' but this is difficult as eye contact is so uncomfortable. But I did it, or tried to do it. I looked at him, I smiled, he smiled back, he didn't come over. So I did it again & same thing. What did I do wrong and what does he think I wanted?!

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

This.

submitted 48 days ago • 35 comments

Making the weather my special interest to own the neurotypicals.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

To be an autistic woman is always feeling a little bit like a Sylvanian Family hamster that's landed in Barbie World

submitted 49 days ago • 13 comments

Jews were the main victims of the Holocaust but other ethnic minorities, LGBT people and the disabled were also targeted & murdered by the Nazis. Propaganda taught regular people that these groups were their enemies. The fascists are your enemies. Never forget that. Never let this happen again.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

The cat did a shit so heinous that the smell woke me up

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Stuck queueing at the train station behind 20 people who've never had to use a ticket to get through a barrier before

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

A security guard just asked a guy to leave because he was watching porn on the library computers 🙀

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I washed the dishes before I left the house for 6 hours today. In that time my partner has used 6 spoons. That's one spoon per hour.

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Why have none of the contestants mentioned that none of #TheTraitors are ever one of the last two through the door at breakfast? If they watched the first two series this seems obvious.

submitted 68 days ago • 2 comments

Wife and I woke up to 8 inches this morning. Also it snowed! #uk #England #snow

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

A reminder that it’s okay to do things by yourself. We’re all so connected that we don’t get that Vitamin U naturally anymore, so make sure you get your supplements! Take yourself out to dinner or to the movies or to a museum or the park or WHATEVER. You are not being weird, you’re restoring balance

submitted 75 days ago • 10 comments