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Based Bill Burr giving the most based take

submitted 22 days ago • 175 comments

🐺🐺🐺

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submitted 28 days ago • 99 comments

“In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it. It was inevitable that they should make that claim sooner or later: the logic of their position demanded it.” - 1984, George Orwell

submitted 28 days ago • 118 comments

"I want people to be safe and protected. I want to live on the right side of history. I am an immigrant. My parents are refugees from Chile. We fled a dictatorship and I was privileged enough to grow up in the United States after asylum in Denmark. I stand by those protections, always."

submitted 30 days ago • 316 comments

Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309

submitted 31 days ago • 766 comments

Freud was right

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe Trump will pardon him

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

WTF is up with these ‘democratic’ senators from AZ? 👎

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Speaking as a guy this sort of weird woman shaming stuff about dressing sexy at home is very overrated because if a guy finds you attractive you can pretty much dress like Fred Durst and we’d still have sex with you whenever

submitted 42 days ago • 155 comments

This is so good. This could honestly be a scene from VEEP. Donald Trump couldn’t give two shits about notifying his staff before posting something to the world and his staff just has to deal with it in real time. So perfect. This is what happens when you work for an asshole.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Harvard Law professor Michael Klarman gave an inspiring lecture about the need for lawyers to protect democracy. I was honored that he noted the attacks and threats aimed at me. His words serve to steel my spine and make me more committed than ever to fighting for democracy. Thank you professor.🙏

submitted 46 days ago • 565 comments

they know there's going to be an apocalypse for trucking jobs due to tariffs so they're trying to stem the political damage by making it so the layoffs disproportionately affect non-english speaking truckers

submitted 49 days ago • 173 comments

Reminds me of ‘alternative facts’

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Al gore is pissed off and I’m here for it

submitted 54 days ago • 1426 comments

this is just a horrible, pathological liar. we know that. but they know they've lost the public on this one. the escalation is the giveaway

submitted 61 days ago • 998 comments

Maybe Bondi is even higher up in MS-13. She might lead the whole thing. There's just as much evidence

submitted 61 days ago • 168 comments

Every single college newspaper in the country should print her piece, exactly as she wrote it, under their own by-lines

submitted 61 days ago • 4 comments

Can someone please rhyme Yule Log and gulag in a song? Thanks.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

<father and son driving in car> Son: Dad, what’s the difference between goulash and a gulag? Dad: Great question, son….

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

so many baseball losers who voted for Trump wearing #42 today for Jackie Robinson and talking about how great he was is absolutely nauseating tbh

submitted 62 days ago • 7 comments

@kentremendous.bsky.social you’re welcome

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Mookie, nooooooo!!!!!

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@kentremendous.bsky.social @jasonkander.bsky.social

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@gtconway.bsky.social

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#HandsOff

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Because it’s big on a map

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Hard evidence the group chat is real. If Goldberg made this up they would spend zero seconds thinking about this, discussing this, etc. they don’t have the truth in their corner so they have to go on the defense extra hard. Pathetic.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Surprised Donald Trump nor Vladimir Putin didn’t make Fox News’ cut

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

New nickname for DOGE: The Pricks

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There is no point in trolling if no one sees it. User control over our feeds is great. Including the ability to fully hide from everyone, unwanted replies, and block those people. If i hide a reply from a troll from everyone, no one sees it. Moderation is great Really helps engagement

submitted 196 days ago • 841 comments