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Father's Day breakfast Chocolate pancakes with chocolate syrup Decadent πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

Can I play in your team tonight?

Woof! πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›

Talk about cultural misrepresentation. Johnny Depp as an Indian. Plus there's the scene with power lines in the background. There were no power lines in the Old West. 😎😎😎

Pear fennel pie. The crust was perfect until I screwed it up. πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

The new King book. I know what I'm doing tonight. πŸ“–πŸ“–πŸ“–πŸ“–πŸ“–

A gay Almodovar movie for PRIDE. A murder mystery with drag queen. πŸ’€πŸ’€β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ©΅πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ€ŽπŸ–€πŸ©ΆπŸ€πŸ©·

Holy crap! The new Doctor Who is... Spoilers. 😎😎😎😎

Pass it on. β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ©΅πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ€ŽπŸ©ΆπŸ€πŸ©·

I am a proud geek πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ youtu.be/E8ksBhjBfno?...

This is the second video I ever saw. Ironically the first one was "Video Killed the Radio Star." πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‚

My mom kept my dad's ashes and my grandmother's ashes. But she kept them in separate closets. "Because I'm afraid they will talk to each other." I come by my psychic powers naturally. 😎😎😎😎

Freshly shaved head. Not bad for 60. 😈😈😈😈

This is me in my 30s in Trafalgar Square. Damn. I was cute even then. 😎😎😎😎

This movie is fucking BRILLIANT! Telling Robbie Williams story with him as a chimp. It makes total sense. ❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️

"Bodysnatchers" the 90s version of "Invasion of the Bodysnatchers." It's about a family that lives on a military base. πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

"Bodysnatchers" is interesting because each version reflects the time when it was made. 50s is communism, 70s is self-help nonsense like EST and 90s is military. In each case the aliens represent something that people follow blindly. I did a term paper on it. Today's version would be MAGA. πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

Either we're under air attack or the Blue Angels just flew over because every glass in the house just rattled. 😎😎😎

Anytime. πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆ

I feel better than I have in life - and I am now 60. "It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it..." 😎❀️😎❀️😎❀️😎

The subject was roses... 😎😎😎

Yes please. 😈😈

Young person at a retirement party: "It's so good for the kids to be around people of your generation. It's like a time capsule. You could tell them about the Blitz." The look she gets from everyone at the party - who are my age - says "Die know bitch." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Now watching "Boomers" about old people behaving badly in a small village in England. Stephanie "The Carringtons" Beacham is in it.

Breakfast Potato pancakes with cinnamon applesauce and sour cream and bacon πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

"There's no such thing as 'not a dancer.' You just haven't found the right one to dance with." 😎😎😎

"It's the quiet most unassuming ones that turn out to be the most interesting." 😎😎

So Taco Bell is selling chicken nuggets breaded with tortilla chips. Challenge accepted - and improved. Next... πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

This is my kind of author. "Danger! Turn back now. You have been warned." πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ”₯πŸ”₯😎😎

Do you know what I realized this morning? I am a superhero. I don't have super powers or gadgets. I am just an ordinary human - that does extraordinary things every day. Superhero. 😎😎😎

I don't know him. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚