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djimio.bsky.social
Former DJ, writer, cook, entrepreneur and professional smartass
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Father's Day breakfast Chocolate pancakes with chocolate syrup Decadent 😋😋😋😋

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Can I play in your team tonight?

submitted 43 days ago • 12 comments

Woof! 😛😛😛

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Talk about cultural misrepresentation. Johnny Depp as an Indian. Plus there's the scene with power lines in the background. There were no power lines in the Old West. 😎😎😎

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Pear fennel pie. The crust was perfect until I screwed it up. 😋😋😋

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The new King book. I know what I'm doing tonight. 📖📖📖📖📖

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

A gay Almodovar movie for PRIDE. A murder mystery with drag queen. 💀💀❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🖤🩶🤍🩷

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Holy crap! The new Doctor Who is... Spoilers. 😎😎😎😎

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Pass it on. ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🩶🤍🩷

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I am a proud geek 🙃🙃 youtu.be/E8ksBhjBfno?...

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

This is the second video I ever saw. Ironically the first one was "Video Killed the Radio Star." 😎😂😎😂😎😂😎😂

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My mom kept my dad's ashes and my grandmother's ashes. But she kept them in separate closets. "Because I'm afraid they will talk to each other." I come by my psychic powers naturally. 😎😎😎😎

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Freshly shaved head. Not bad for 60. 😈😈😈😈

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

This is me in my 30s in Trafalgar Square. Damn. I was cute even then. 😎😎😎😎

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

This movie is fucking BRILLIANT! Telling Robbie Williams story with him as a chimp. It makes total sense. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

"Bodysnatchers" the 90s version of "Invasion of the Bodysnatchers." It's about a family that lives on a military base. 💀💀💀💀

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

"Bodysnatchers" is interesting because each version reflects the time when it was made. 50s is communism, 70s is self-help nonsense like EST and 90s is military. In each case the aliens represent something that people follow blindly. I did a term paper on it. Today's version would be MAGA. 💀💀💀💀

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Either we're under air attack or the Blue Angels just flew over because every glass in the house just rattled. 😎😎😎

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Anytime. 💦💦😈😈

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

I feel better than I have in life - and I am now 60. "It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it..." 😎❤️😎❤️😎❤️😎

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

The subject was roses... 😎😎😎

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Yes please. 😈😈

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Young person at a retirement party: "It's so good for the kids to be around people of your generation. It's like a time capsule. You could tell them about the Blitz." The look she gets from everyone at the party - who are my age - says "Die know bitch." 😂😂😂😂

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Now watching "Boomers" about old people behaving badly in a small village in England. Stephanie "The Carringtons" Beacham is in it.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Breakfast Potato pancakes with cinnamon applesauce and sour cream and bacon 😋😋😋

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

"There's no such thing as 'not a dancer.' You just haven't found the right one to dance with." 😎😎😎

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

"It's the quiet most unassuming ones that turn out to be the most interesting." 😎😎

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

So Taco Bell is selling chicken nuggets breaded with tortilla chips. Challenge accepted - and improved. Next... 😋😋😋😋

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

This is my kind of author. "Danger! Turn back now. You have been warned." 💀💀😈😈🔥🔥😎😎

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Do you know what I realized this morning? I am a superhero. I don't have super powers or gadgets. I am just an ordinary human - that does extraordinary things every day. Superhero. 😎😎😎

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know him. 😂😂😂😂

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments