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My fatass thought these were nitrous

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Tried the new kratom infused latte at Starbucks #NotImpressed

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At the midgar hybrid Popeyes/checkers/dunkin

yeah so its like silent hill but instead of your darkest psychological fears and sins it uses your cookies data to make monsters directly market to you products related to your internet searches

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imagine making ur gamertag "baba yaga" just to have a 0.68 K/D

i be building a setup like this just to play Gorn

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

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yeah so like we're turning insulin into a speculative market it'll be like counter strike

Surely the wish will work this time

call this shit the grok market the way uuuhhhh i dont know man haha this shit sucks

Yeah bro here's the new mario you tryna mortgage that?

yeah dude its not like jumpscare horror this indie horror game is cerebral bro its really out there its not like low-brow horror its like cerebral

Genuinely fucking leave me alone man

They should let me Uber Eats a gun

It fucking happened again man

Bro what the fuck is this

@barackobama.bsky.social do u like any Suda51 games I think you'd enjoy the silver case

had a hot honey, pepperoni, and artichoke pizza slice.

shawty had the apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur. whole club aint give a fuck bout it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if thats the case imma start referring to my desk drawer as the missile silo

Outer Wilds fan talking about Popeyes: yeah don't look anything up about it just get the sandwich, I can't tell you what's on it but it changed my life just get it

ok so like if by the exceptionally small chance there is a societal collapse in america i want to be a warlord in Manhattan and i'll pick 4 other people to crown as warlord for the other boroughs and if you want to get to me you have to defeat them first it'll be like shadow of mordor.

Do NOT get what they're calling a "magic burger" from this place. Just threw up all over myself

"no country for old men" dude its like over half the fuckin cast

im on to something.....

new york weed is awesome when i went to canada it was like "citrus dream 🥰" and "lazy sundae 😝" and here its like yeah can i get a pack of bin laden OG and a purple urkel

Do u have to watch the other Mickeys to get Mickey 17 or can I just go into it blind

i see a lot of "businessmen" posing on here, but i hope all of them see now they can't get close to the level i operate. while you're down 1.9%, I'm up 1.9X profit. this shit is nothing to me.

just drank ten of these i feel like crash bandicoot

evil Chance the Rapper: AAAAAHHHH! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's been a mistake, this is not a joke. Kraven the Hunter, you guys won best picture

does anyone know how to get this into a thc cart

dude i just played the demo for Total Chaos and I think it might be the game I'm looking forward to the most now, check this shit out store.steampowered.com/app/2208350/...

people should really start seeing gangstalking as like a teambuilding exercise

hell yeah I'm smokin the shit that made the OceanGate sub explode #TheVoiceSeason27